Title: Entertainment
Author: Kristen Sharpe
Date: April 21, 2010
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: "Fullmetal Alchemist" belongs to Hiromu Arakawa, Square ENIX, Studio BONES and various other parties.
Author's Note: Mangaverse, set sometime after Ling and Co. followed Ed and Al back to Central.

Well used to being defenestrated at the peak of Edward Elric's infamous rants, Ling Yao smoothly righted himself and landed gracefully on a flagpole below the window.

"The food was delicious!" he called.

He didn't need to treat himself to the blond alchemist's room service. At least not exclusively. He could always pretend to be the guest of another paying customer. But, it was convenient. And, Alphonse had assured him that Ed's State expense account could easily absorb the charges, despite Ed's theatrics.

But, there was the thing.

Nowhere else in Central offered dinner and a show.