Title: Victim
Author: Kristen Sharpe
Date: September 24, 2010
Rating: G
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: "Fullmetal Alchemist" belongs to Hiromu Arakawa, Square ENIX, Studio BONES and various other parties.
Author's Note: Set in no particular continuity, probably early in the storyline.

Shopping with Winry was torture. Well, it wasn't so much shopping on his part. Mostly, he endured the incessant squealing, carried her purchases, and handed over money so she could make more purchases.

And, hoped he would survive the ordeal. Because Winry wasn't the kind of girl who bothered much with clothes. Oh, sure, there might be a dress and some shoes in the pile – she had to wear something, after all – but most of it was tools.

Not only were they heavy, tools meant one thing: one way or another, they were all going to be used on him.