"Set free your bivouac!" -- Overhead by Seeker... or so he says.
"But... Why is the Inuyasha gone?" -- Myself despairing of ever finding Inuyasha fanfiction actually about Inuyasha.
"You think I'm gone, but I'm still here! HA HA HAAAAAA!" -- Happy Cat from Duck Dodgers.
"Messed up word of the day: Bigagit: the lesser known pronunciation of "gigabit" -- Seeker.
"The butterflies were the lynchpin of my plan!" -- Seeker.
"I told the Baron: Give me a thousand orphans, a hedge maze and enough cheese and I can --" -- the webcomic Girl Genius.
"You know that scene in "Ferris Bueller" where you see the underside of the car go overhead?! That was your van! INVERTED!" -- Seeker.
"I just need a black hoodie. Then, I can become a hoodie ninja.quot; -- Seeker.
"I WANT TO LIIIIICE!!" -- One of the best RPG typos ever from Sage (the word was meant to be "LIIIIIIVE!")."

"It's true! Everyone knows about the shopping cart chop shops! We steal them from Winn-Dixies and Food Lions across the world and break them down to build hot rod buggies!" -- Seeker.
"There are three kinds of people in this world - those that can count and those that can't." "Half of you go to that side, half of you to the other side, the other half come with me" -- Myself and Jessie... quoting other people.
"The beatings will continue until morale improves." -- Unknown.
"I want to see some wonton destruction." -- Read on the fanficrants Livejournal community.
"Reach! Reach I say! Ack! Can't...do....it.... Not....yet....Friday...... ::dies::" -- Seeker.
"It's a three! A three and it's on fire!" -- Luffy, One Piece.
"Oh! It's Zoro! And he's on fire!" -- Seeker, copying Luffy from One Piece.

"Quickly! Get your feet on!" -- Seeker.
"Yea, verily and forsooth." -- Seeker.
"...and, 100% ninja-free!" -- Myself.
"Pizza is always the answer!" -- Myself.
"Seeker! Come down here! We need your tallness!" "Just send it down and we'll be good!!" -- Myself and my Mom.

"If a squirrel got stuck in that vending machine... how would he get out?" "WHAT?! Where did that come from?! What do you mean - a squirrel in a vending machine?!" "Humor me. How would he get out?" -- Seeker and I.
"Come with me. It'll be more special that way." -- Seeker (A definite "you had to be there")
"Stupid is stupid! Whether you're living or dead!" -- Inuyasha, Inuyasha Episode 92: The Ambition of the Resurrected.
"Ah, alright. When Kagome's butt returns to normal, we're moving on." -- Inuyasha, Inuyasha Episode 87: Concerning Kikyou's Solitary Voyage.
"Who's been cookin' the yamaha biscuits?" -- Jonathon.
"This is a higher class moron than I'm used to dealing with." -- Seeker.
"But... Why is the rum gone?!" -- Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean.
"So, he was like, "Hey, man, I found your comb!". And then, I was like, "Shut up!" And, he was like, "Yeah... And, stuff!" And, I was like, "Rock on!" -- Five Iron Frenzy, That's How the Story Ends.
"You'd better come back to me soon, Kagome... I can't wait to hit you!" -- Inuyasha, Vol. 3, Scroll 5 of the Viz release of the manga.

"My friends need to be punished." -- Lilo, Lilo and Stitch.
"He used to be a collie, but then he got hit by a car." -- Lilo, Lilo and Stitch.
"Oh, no!" "Ooooooh, yes." -- Little Creek and Spirit, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron.
"What's the matter? Did you... wiggle again?" -- Sage, she won't let it die!
"Have you ever thrown up so hard you started pulling things out of warp space? I have. I think I barfed up something off Ebay." -- A. Havens, Marketing teacher at CCAD
"Hey, a dried up marker could be a deadly weapon. Don't laugh. I had a friend named Mike who died from a dried up marker. Don't mock his sacrifice... Though it *was* in vain. He wanted a pencil." -- Seeker
"With this Play-doh I can bend time and space! Wait! This isn't even Play-Doh! It's FUN-DOH! With THIS I can rend the fabric of the world!!!!" -- Seeker
"Then, I'll send you guys out into the world with your new power. Use it wisely. Me, I chose to use it for evil. Though I'm really more like Evil Lite... No... That's it - I'm Diet Evil." -- A. Havens, Marketing teacher at CCAD
"Zyma - the Warrior Beverage." -- A. Havens, Marketing teacher at CCAD

The Quotes of the 01/02 School Year

"MY EYE!!!!!!" -- the SWAT Kats/MBI RPG.
"Look! Don King is stealing your car!" -- Matt.
"Real men don't Macarena." -- A member of my Bible study group.
"It ain't human! It's got no ping!" -- Leo talking about an invading bot on our IRC chat.
"Booya!!!!" -- my nightly greeting to Jessie, bummed off Beth's "Booga!"
"Moryep!" -- Leo, but Sage keeps it alive.
"I didn't know you didn't know not to wiggle!" -- my brother to me concerning how to properly disconnect peripherals from the computer.
"You're not weird and neither am I. We're just gifted and people are jealous." -- Unknown, but it fits me, Sage, and Jessie!
"Use the Nerd gun!" "Nerd gun? Don't you mean Nerf gun?" "No! The nerd gun! It comes with your basic mini computer and pocket book, plus extra masking tape should it back fire and break your thick glasses in two!" -- Sage and Matt.
"I have a couch that folds out into a sofa." -- Johnathan.

The Quotes of the 00/01 School Year

"KAWHUMBA!!!!!!" -- my Sunday school teacher George.
"Kawhumbye-bye!" -- Sage and myself.
"Kawhumba-bye!" -- Sage
"Is it dead? Can we eat it?" -- Preed Titan AE
"What are you going to call it?" I think I'll call it... Bob." -- Akima and Cale Titan AE
"I so happen to be humanity's last greatest hope...""I weep for the species..." -- Cale and Preed Titan AE
"My yadda!" -- Razor... in countless RPG in-jokes.
"Fiend!" "And, infidel?" "Yes!" "Thank you!" "You're welcome!" -- Seek and I, Sage and I.
"I'm bait... You put that piranha tank away!" "Rats." -- Sage and I.
"Bad llama!" -- Sage and I's variant of a line from The Emperor's New Groove.
"Aiyeeeeee!" -- Sage and I.

The Quotes of the 99/00 School Year

"Can't live without my yadda!" -- my roommate, Beth - variation on a quote from SK: TRS
"Weeell, let's go kick some hunny buns!" -- Mushu, Disney's Mulan
"Draagon.  Not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing." -- Mushu, Disney's Mulan
*sniffle* "My little baby's all grown up... and savin' China..." --Mushu, Disney's Mulan
"Dishonor!  Dishonor on your whole family!  Make a note of this.  Dishonor on you!  Dishonor on your cow...!"  --Mushu, Disney's Mulan
"Ah!  They come in my house!" --  from Labyrinth
"And, stuff!" -- Beth and I
"And, yadda!"-- Beth and I
"I nuh-nuh..." -- Me
"Nuh-nuh!" -- Beth
"WAAAAAAASSSSSSSSAAAAAAAP???????!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- Everyone and Their Brother
"And, some of these!" -- Me
"It's mine, understand!? All mine! Mine! Mine!" -- Daffy Duck
"Let's kick the tires and light the fires, Big Daddy!" -- Independence Day
"Nuthin' but love for ya'!" -- Independence Day
"I ain't heard no fat lady!  Forget the fat lady!  You're obsessed with the fat lady!  Drive us outta here!" -- Independence Day
"You're sick, sick, SICK!  Thank you!  You're welcome!"  -- Beth and I