Title : MEGABEAM By : Glen Battilana This is a James Bond Cross over, I decided to do this because I was bored. Everyone in this story are kats, James Bond, Money Penny, Q, and M. This story takes place sometime before Moonraker, so Jaws is still Bond’s enemy. I’m not a real James Bond fan, so If I’ve missed any details, don’t yell. Prologue Berlin, Germany The security guard made his final trip past the door that lead onto the roof. He worked for D.K. electronics as a security gourd, and he was pleased with his job. Where else can you take 5 hour naps and call it work. He was the most important man in this building. The whole place only took one Kat to run the security systems here. His thoughts were interrupted by the sound of something landing on the roof. Quickly, he took out his keys, unlocked the door, and ran up to the roof to investigate. The roof was completely deserted. He then thought that he must have been nervous, and he had imagined the whole thing. If not for the heavy blunt object hitting him from behind. He was out like a light. “Sweet dreams.” The kat who had hit him said. He drooped the night stick and took the guards keys, and headed down stairs. He carefully avoided the security cameras and made his way to the main vault In the building. He found the main vault with out any trouble. It was behind a painting in the main office of the building. Carefully he placed a staring looking device on the vault, and proceed to open the vault. The security guard, on the roof, had regained concurs enough to set of the silent alarm near the door. The kat who was buys opening the vault, succeeded, and proceeded to take pictures of the information, inside the vault. When he was done, he then put the papers back inside the vault, closed it, and replaced the painting. At that moment, four Enforcer kats came barging into the room. “Paws up!” They said in German. The kat just smiled back. “Happy to oblige.” He said in a strong English accent. As he lifted his Paws up, he then threw a small Grande, before ducking under the desk. the Grande exploded, releasing a black smoke. The enforcers choked as the gas filled the room. The strange kat, had put on a gas mask, and barged through the enforcers and out into the hall way. Straight into a huge kat, about eight feet tall, with brown shorts, suspenders, and a white shirt. He looked up into the kats face, and smiled. “Hello Jaws.” He said. The huge kat smiled back at him, to reveal a row of razor sharp, stainless steal teeth. “Are you working for Dark Kat now?” The huge kat’s head made an up and down movement as if to say, yes. Jaws then moved forward to grab the kat, but he was slippery and ran though his legs. He ran down the hall way and turned left. The enforcers finally ran out of the room and looked around. Jaws looked at them. “Stop right there.” One enforcer said to Jaws, trying to speak English. Jaws put his paws up, and the four enforcers came over to slap the pawcuffs on him. Suddenly, Jaws garbed the two closest enforcers near him, and broke their necks. the other two he picked up, and threw out the window which was near him. He then turned and headed down the hall way. Meanwhile, the strange kat had ran into a dead end, and was looking about for another way out. Suddenly the door at the other end of the hall way exploded, and out came Jaws. He smiled when he saw the kat cornered at the other end of the hall way. The strange kat looked desperately around him for any chance of escapee and his eye’s came to rest on the elevator doors. The kat then forced open the elevator doors, with his knife, looked down, and putting on special goves, he garbed hole of the cable, and proceeded to slide down the cable. Jaws ran to the door, but missed him. Then smiling, he took out a strange looking football like thing. He pushed a few buttons on the side and drooped it down the elevator shaft. Then he jumped though the window that was next to him, and landed in the building next door. The kat looked up just in time to see an explosion, then a huge fire ball rushing down to get him. Saying a pray, he then let go of the cable and let himself fall. Looking behind him, he could see the fireball catching up with him. He looked down, to see the ground rushing up at him. He had to act quickly. Pulling out his gun, he atactched a small Grande onto the barrel of it. He then fired it at the floor creating a hole so he could fall though. As he fell though the hole, he then fired a grappling hook at the pipes above him, and he swung of to the right of the fire ball as it spread out to consume anything in it’s path. Then he let go to fall safely into the swere waters below. When he surfaced the fire ball had disappeared. Muttering to himself, he climbed up the swere ladder to the open street. ===================================================================== ===================================================================== ================ He lifted up the kathole cover to see that Jaws had blown up the whole building. It was half crumbled and looked like it was doing a zig zag pattern instead of it’s regular straight line. He then walked into the ally when he heard the sounds of enforcer cars. At the other end of the ally, a limo was waiting for him. The door opened, and the kat got in. “Pee ue!” Q said, as the kat sat down next to him. “Where have you been 007?” “For a little swim.” Bond said with displeasure. He then handed Q the small camera he had. “I did manage to get the plans on film.” Q smiled. “It’s more than we bargained for in the first place. Dark Kat some how knew that I’d be there.” Q was supried by this. “He knew?” “Yes he knew. My old friend Jaws was there. Killed four enforcers as well.” Turning to face Q, he continued. “Someone must be leaking information to Dark Kat about our little investigations into his little projects.” “Oh my.” Q said, a tad bit worried. “Anyway.” He started. “M wanted me to let you that he’s already prepared you for your next assignment.” He handed James a white folder. James opened it and looked at some of the photo’s in it. “That there is Commander Ulssyes Feral, he is the commander of the enforcers at Megakat city, which is were you’ll be going. He has a reputation for disliking hotshots so try to stay out of trouble 007” Bond took out another photo. This one was of a biutliful she kat, with brown hair and blue eye’s, she was wearing a black ninja suit. “This is your partner on this assignment.” Q said. “Her name is Tonya Adams, here contact sign will be ‘icemadian’.” One side of Jame’s mouth went up slightly. He had to study this photo for quite some time. He flipped to the next. This photo had two kats in it, and they were both wearing flying suits. “A little early for Halloween isn’t it?” He said. “Oh.” Q said when he saw the picture. “They’re the SWAT Kats, Megakat city’s local vigilantes. They’ve had a few clashes with Dark Kat, and have defeated him every time. They’ve been known to cause trouble, I’d stay well away from them.” James flipped to the last photo, this one was of Dark Kat himself. “So.” James said, looking at the photo. “This is the big kat himself.” The photo showed Dark Kat sounded by four creeplings obsevering a scientist at work. “Yes.” Q said, looking at the photo. “That’s him. He took the folder back from James and handed him a brief case. “In here you’ll find some rather handy gaudiest to help you in your stay at Megakat City.” Bond took out a digital watch. “This little gadget has a built in laser, radio, and detonator for your magnetic mines.” Bond picked up 5 little bombs which were the size of his watch. He put them in his pocket. “I think you’ll find this little gadget interesting Bond.” Q handed James a packet of chewing gum. “This looks innocent, but it is really a high explosive plastic explosive. You just bite the end off, and throw it at your intended target.” He then handed Bond a pen. “This pen is really a dart gun. you just push it forward, then pull it back to fire the dart.” Bond did just that, and put a small hole in the windscreen infant of him. “Please 007.” Q said snatching it back of him before he could fire of any more. “My gadgets are not toys.” Bond smiled. “Last, and not least.” Q said, handing James a small envelope. “Your passport, plane tickets, money, and all that rot.” Bond took them and looked at the contents. “Seconds class?” James said looking at the tickets. “Yes, M said you’ll probably blow something up and we had to deduct it from some where.” Two days later..... “This is your captain speaking, we are now within a few minutes from Megakat International the biseset airport in the world, we hope you’ve enjoyed your flight on British airways, and we hope you enjoy your stay in Megakat City, thank you.” James Bond did up his seat bleat as the seatbelt sign flashed up infant of him. The air hosts, and hostess were making shore that everyone were comfortable and saying thank you. When James got of at the airport, he was suprised to find a small orange coloured kat, in an hiwwian shirt and blue shorts waiting for him, instead of that girl he saw in the photos. “Mr Bond?” The kat said in a sourthern accent. James noded. “Right this way please.” James followed him out into the streets to a waiting taxi cab. Putting his cases in the back, the cab driver intorduced himself as Monty Sher. “Well Monty.” Bond said as they drove out of the air port and into the buys streets. “Were to now?” “Were going stright to your hotel Mr Bond.” Monty said, looking in the rear view mirror. “Your contact will be waiting there for you.” Bond smiled. At the hotel, Bond had no trouble finding his room. He unlocked it and walked in. “Just wait out there.” A females voice called out. “I’m just out of the shower.” The right side of Bonds mouth went up again, and he walked into what he thought was the shower room. “That’s the closet Mr Bond.” A females voice said behind him. “Oh really?” Bond said turning round with a smile on his face. There stood the girl in the photo. Beautiful, sexy, and wearing a towel. A full smile papered on his face. Tonya notes this and smiled back. “Shall we get started?” She said in a calm voice. Bond’s eye’s lit up. “I’m ready when you are.” He said, a faint hint of sarcasm in his voice. He move forward, embarrassing her in his arms. “Mr Bond.” Tonya said, a little bit suprised at his actions. “Please, were on official gov...” Her words were muffed out by him kissing her. She never felt this way around another male before. Then the memories of their assignment floated back into her head, and she quickly withdrew from him. She took a moment to eye him over. Nice build, good looking. Oh what the hell, she thought. Garbing him she pushed him, and herself down onto the bed. Elsewhere.... A pear of yellow eyes were watching Tonya Adams, and James Bond at there little game thought the hotel surveillance systems. “Exilent.” The figure said. “Just like clock work.” The figure laughed silently for a moment, then left. An hour later... Bond put on his shirt and opened a window. “Your wonderful James.” Tonya Adams said form the bed. Bond just smiled back. “I always like to know my girls from the inside.” She laughed. Suddenly, the door was smashed open, and four kats with machine guns burst into the room, firing away. Tonya screamed, and rolled of the side of the bed to get a gun. Bond on the other hand dived behind the drawer to get his pp7 Special. Withdrawing it from the holster, he returned fire, caping of one of the thugs. The other three dived for cover. “Are you all right Tonya?” He called out over to her. He got no reply. However, he had other things on his mind right now. One of the thugs had brought out a grenade launcher, and had pointed it in his general direction. “Oh dear.” He said as the thug pulled the trigger. “The Turbokat is handling better than ever Buddy.” T Bone said to his partner as he flew the jet thought two tight buildings. “Yea, but how about you watch were your flying T Bone.” Razor said to him. “I don’t want to have to pay the bill for another building.” “Relax buddy.” T Bone said as he brought the jet out of the tight build up. “With me flying, nothing can go wrong.” Just then, something caught his attention. The building on the far right just had a window blown out, by a small explosion. “What the heck was that?” Razor said in suprise, for he to had seen the explosion. “I don’t know buddy.” T Bone said, pulling the control stick to the right. “But were going to find out.” James Bond got up a coughed. Lucky for him, he leapt into the bathroom, behind him. “Nice going Tim.” He heard one of the thugs say. “Now the whole building will be down on us.” “Shut up Rodger.” Tim said, fanning away the smoke. “I got him, didn’t I?” Both kats turned in the direction at witch Tim had fired in. The place was alight. “See.” Tim said. “Up in smoke.” “Say.” Rodger said. “where’s Peter?” Rodger’s question was answered by Peter’s dead body, being thrown in his face. “What the hell!” Time yelled as he saw what happened. Then he saw Bonds smiling face. “Sorry about your friend.” Bond said. “I guess he just snapped. Now tell me, who sent you here?” Just then, the whole room was filled with foam. It was Bonds turn to be suprised. The building’s sprinkler systems didn’t use foam. He ran back into the bathroom room to escape. “Foam bomb in operation buddy.” Razor said, as he watched his bomb in action. when it was empty, the turbo kat landed inside the room, and the SWAT kats jumped out to help with the casualties. At that moment Bond enter the room. “Are you OK pal?” T Bone said to the kat. Bond just stirred at them. “Was that your little device?” He said, brushing the foam of him. “Yes.” said the caramel coloured kat. “It’s a foam bomb.” “And I thought Q came up with weirder stuff than that.” “Who’s Q?” The big kat said, a tad bit curious. “That’s none of your business.” Bond said. The big kat was shocked to here that. “What a grouch.” T Bone said. “And we saved him.” “You didn’t save me.” Bond said. “You interfered, and gave some thugs the perfect chance to escape and they did.” “Huh?’ T Bone said. “Interfered?” “Never mind.” Bond said with a sigh. “Anyway, what right do you SWAT kats have to run round this city, and do what ever you please.” “Ha!” The small kat said. “Look who’s talking. What right do you have to carry around a gun?” Bond look at his hand to see that he was still holding his pp7. “Allot more rights than you’ll ever have.” Just then, a moan interrupted him. “ohhh, my head.... Bond?” Tonya called out from the bed. “I’m here Tanya.” He called out, as he ran over to the bed. He picked her up in his arms. Checking her pulse he sighed to find it wasn’t weak. Later that night... The security camera television was picked up and thrown across the room. “You Idiots!” Dark Kat screamed. “Your manager said you were the best of the best. And yet, you fail.” He turned to the two, black charcoal covered kats hobbling infront of him. “How is that so?” The tallest kat, who was Rodger spoke up. “We’ll learn to live with your disappointment Dark Kat.” He said. “However, we lost two of our friends to this kat. That’s never happened before. Now that we know what this guy is like, we’ll be ready for him next time.” Then he stepped forward. “Now, what about our payment? After all, we desver something for our troubles.” Dark Kat was suprised by this. “Payment?” He cried out. “You should be glad I’m not charging you for the medical attention you both required. Do you think underworld connected doctors come cheap? No gentlekats....They do not!” He started pacing on the spot. “And who was it to do something like this to the infamous Fearsome Four? Was it an army of heavily armed individuals? No. It was one kat. I asked you to ice of one kat... Commander James Bond. And you failed me.” The remainder of the Fearsome Four squirmed on the spot. Dark Kat just shock his head. “And as for living with disappointment.” He clicked his fingers. Suddenly, Rodger, and Tim were picked up of the ground and raised into the air. They struggled to break free. They saw Dark Kat’s frown turn into a sneer. “I don’t think so.” The whole wear house echoed with the sound of their necks breaking. Jaws drooped their lifeless bodies to the ground. “Good work Jaws.” Dark Kat said. “It’s up to you now. Don’t fail me.” Jaws smiled, and walked out of the wear house, leaving Dark Kat alone with his creeplings. “This is much more serious my creeplings.” He said. “First that no good secret agent pokes his nose into my business, and now the SWAT Kats are in on it as well.” He walked over to a near by Mobile phone. “Then I have no choices, the Megabeam must be in my possession by the end of this week.” Megakat Salvage yard. “And the cause of the blaze is still unknown, however, witnesses reported that the Turbokat, belonging to the famous SWAT Kats was seen leaving the area at the time, of the fire...” That was all the t.v. was able to say. “Think Feral will blame that one on us Jake?” Chance said, tossing a can of milk to Jake, and sitting down at the kitchen table. Jake just nodded from behind his newspaper. “I’d have to say, that all answers point to... yes.” Chance rolled his eye’s. “I’d still like to know who that guy was who blasted us back at that hotel.” Chance said, taking a swing of milk from his can. Jake lowered his paper. “Well.” He started. “That girl called him James.” Chance continued to look at him, as if he were waiting to say his last name. “And I couldn’t quite get his last name, sounded something like... like.. Bond.” Chance laughed out loud. “Bond!? OK buddy, you don’t have to remember.” He wide away a tear. “It’s obvious that you’ve forgotten.” He leaned back in his chair. “I mean, come on. What kind of kat would have their last name sounding something like Bond?” “Bond, James Bond.” The lady at the desk of Megakat hospital wrote down the name. “Level Three, hall 2, room 12 a.” She said, not looking up. Bond thanked her, and proceeded to that room. “I was wondering when you’d show.” Tanya Adams said, as he walked into the room. James smiled. “You know me.” He said. “I like to make an entrance.” “Did you find out anything about our gate crashers James?” Tanya said getting out of bed. “Not much.” He said with a sigh. “They’re a band of high tech hit kats called the Fearsome Four. They work as a covert operations team, hiring themselves out to the highest bidder.” Tnaya’s eye’s widened. “That would mean that some one want’s us out of the way. Badly” “Yes.” Bond sighed again. “It would seem like that. I was about to question one of the thugs when some vigilantes showed up, and they got away.” “The SWAT Kats?” Tanya said in suprise. “Oh, you’ve heard of them.” “Yes.” Tanya said. “They’re well known in Megakat City. I found out from the ambulance officer.” Bond rolled his eye’s in his head. “Q said they would be trouble.” Tanya decided to quickly change the subject. “I guess that you’ll be going solo from here on Bond.” She said. “The doctor said I won’t be out for a few days, at lest.” “OK Tanya.” Bond said, getting up. “I’ll nail that psycho.” Before Bond left the room, Tanya spoke up. “Oh, James.” Bond turned around. “Please, I don’t won’t to see your obituary in the paper.” Bond smiled. “I’ll be careful.” Back in his new, hotel room. Bond was fixing some tea, when his laptop started beeping. He walked over, opened it, and pressed the, ‘answer’ button. M face appeared on the screen. “Greetings 007.” He said. “I heard about the incident back at the hotel, is Tanya all right?” “She’ll be fine M.” Bond said. “What I can’t shake is the fact that somebody knew we were there. You’ve got to find that leak and plug it fast M. I don’t know how long I can keep this up.” “were working on it 007.” M said. “In the meantime, I had a reason for this call.” Bond leaned back in his chair. “Well, go on.” “We’ve had those pictures of yours developed, and they are the plans to some sort of satellite, called the Megabeam.” Bond rubbed his chin. “Megabeam?” He said. “I’ve heard about that little thing. It was deigned to stop earthquakes with surgical persion from space.” He leaned back in his chair again. “Why would Dark Kat be interested in earthquakes?” M’s face turned into a frown. “007, the Megabeam has devastating fire power. If used wrongly, the satellite can cause the distruction of two kiloton nuclear bombs.” Bonds eye’s winded. “Ouch.” M shock his head. “This footach was taken a few months ago when it’s destructive cabibilites were first discovered.” M’s face disappeared, and was replaced with a mountain. Just then, a blue light appeared, from nowhere, and headed for the mountain. When it connected, the whole screen turned white, and when it cleared, the mountain was gone. “Double ouch.” Bond said again. M’s face appeared. “D.K. Electronics Head Quarters are in Megakat city 007. That is the reason we sent you here. Try and get in and see what you can find out.” Bond nodded, and he walked over to his desk to get his pp7. “Oh, and try to keep this mission a little quite OK 007. M-16 doesn’t want a repeat of your last visit to Germany.” Bond nodded again, and added his silencer. Megakat Salvage Yard.... “Hay Chance, get a load of this.” Jake called out to his friend. Chance walked over to the computer that Jake was working at. On the screen, was the picture of one of the dead bodies that they found, at the hotel were they put out that fire. “It appears that the two dead guys, we found at that hotel, were part of a group called the Fearsome Four.” “The Fearsome Four?” Chance cried out. “How cornie can you get?” “Chance, the Fearsome Four are a mersonary group specialising in all forms of terrorism. Assassinations, computer data theft, equipment recovery. They also use everything, and anything to get the job done.” Chance leaned closer to the screen. “Seems that they got a little sloppy on the last assignment.” He said. “Got anything on Mr Excitement yet?” Jake closed the file he was looking at, and brought up another. “It appears his name really is James Bond.” He said. “He’s from Britain, and he’s here on business for a rival company to something called, D.K. electronics.” “It doesn’t make any scence buddy.” Chance said. “Why would a computer sales kat be carrying around a gun, know how to operate it, and take on the most deadly assassins of all time?” Jake leaned back in his chair. “I know. I’ve checked his record. He clean, too clean, and get this. He doesn’t have any record of using any kind of fire arm.” Chance was getting confused. “Then what the hell is he then?” Jake smiled. “He’s a secret agent.” Chance’s eye’s widened. “Come on Chance.” Jake said pointing to the screen. “Look at his records. He’s to good to be true. It’s the only other explanation.” Chance thought for a moment. “That name. Sounds formula.” Jake didn’t understand. “What, Bond?” Chance waved away the question. “No, I’m talking about D.K. electronics. That name sounds formula.” Jake turned back to the computer screen. “I’ll see if there’s anything on D.K. Electronics on the net.” After a few moments, Jake’s eye’s went wide. “Holy Kats Chance, get a load of this!” Chance looked at the computer screen. “It appears that D.K. Electronics is owned by a Mr Robert Darkson.” He brought up a picture. “This is Mr Darkson, fifteen years ago.” The picture showed a huge kat with brown fur and blue eye’s. Jake closed that picture, and brought up another. “This picture was taken three months ago.” Chance’s mouth nearly fell of his face. For the picture infront of them, was none other, than Dark Kat himself. “Of cause.” Chance cried out. “It all makes sense now. D.K. Electronics stands for Dark Kat.” “So Dark Kat’s in on this is he?” Jake said, turning of the computer. “But what dose that secret agent have to do with all this?” Chance said. Jake ran over to the lockers which held their uniforms. “I’d say it’s time we paid Mr Bond a little visit.” Chance said, putting on his mask. “Not yet.” Jake said to him. “I was looking up on the Fearsome four’s top secret address, and discovered that they recently required medical attention, and they were visited by a doctor Michael Ray.” Chance shrugged. “O.k.” He said. “The doc first. What do you hope to get out of him?” Jake smiled. “He’ll know the location to Dark Kat’s hideout.” James was nearly ready to go, when he heard a knock on the door. Moving over to beside the door. HE called out. “Who is it?” A formula voice answered back. “It’s me Mr Bond.” Monty Shre called out. Bond smiled and opened the door. Monty came in, he looked a bit worried. “I came over as soon as I heard about the Fearsome four.” He started. “But when I got there, you had already left. Leaving me with some very ticked of enforcers.” Bond didn’t get it. “And?” He said. “And they want to question you over that incident. It’s not something you can just walk away from.” Bond went to pick up his jacket. “Is M taking care of that?” Monty nodded. “Good. Now, let’s go.” The car trip was a pleasant one. The city was jammed packed with traffic. “Not to worry Mr Bond.” Monty said, swinging a hard left on the wheel. “I know a short cut.” The car went down a deserted ally, and turned right. However, there was a car blocking the end of the ally. Monty stopped. “Come on.” He yelled out the window. “Are you moving or not?” the other veacile responded by opening their doors, and four kats in suites with rocket launchers got out. “Monty.” Bond said, pulling out his pistol. “Watch what you say to other kats.” A car pulled up behind them, and out got Jaws. “Oh, it you again.” Bond said to himself, as he saw Jaws get out. He turned back to Monty. “Monty, It appears that we have company” Monty smiled. “Don’t worry Mr Bond.” He said, pushing the pedal. “This is a company car.” And with that, the car took of a an incredible speed, down the ally, smashing the car out of it’s way. Jaws growled, and hoped in his car, which took of down the ally after Bond’s car. “Hang on Mr Bond.” Monty yelled at him, as the car exited the ally way at a dangerous speed, and came on into the streets. “Maybe they won’t bother following us in traffic.” Monty said as he look in the mirror to see if they were still being followed. They were. “Dark Kat must really want me out of the way.” Bond said, pulling out his gun. Monty gave a sharp turn on the wheel, and brought the car of the road and onto the side walk, which created quite a stir. “Monty.” Bond said. “What in Gods name are you doing?” Monty just swerved the car back onto the road. “Trying to stay ahead of the enemy Mr Bond.” Bond opened the window and lent out. “Well, at least try to act incnsiptus.” Monty looked at him and just shock his head. “You can talk Mr Bond.” “Hold on T Bone.” Razor said as he turned on the radio. “I’m picking up an emergency Enforcer broadcast.” T Bone brought the jet into hover mode, while Razor tuned in. “All available cars are to report to 5th and Main street. Two cars are speeding dangerously Down the street endangering civ...” That was all that was heard. The Turbo kat shot of for that direction. Jaws was having the time of his life shooting at Bond. However, the car was serving to much that he couldn’t get a good fix on him to shot him. Just then, an Enforcer Chopper came in over head. “Attention, you on the ground, stop were you are. Jaws sighed, aimed his gun above him, and blasted the chopper out of the sky. What an incredible waste of ammo. This gave Bond the Diversion he needed. He aimed his pp7 at the cars tries, and blew out the front two. The car swerved to the right, flipped, and rolled a few times before landing in a window shop and exploding into a ball of fire. “What happened back there Mr Bond?” Monty called out to him. Bond leaned back inside the car. “They flipped for me.” Was all he said. Suddenly, the car stopped moving. Bond looked out the window, and growled to himself. Hovering above them, was the Turbo Kat. “Those guys again?” He said. The Jet was holding on to the car with some sort of grappling hook, and had lifted the car a few feet up into the air. The grappling hook suddenly let go of the car, and Monty and Bond landed back on the streets again. The car was wrecked by the fall, and wasn’t going anywhere. Sighing, Monty opened the door, and got out. “Those SWAT Kats banged her up pretty good Mr Bond.” He looked up to see the jet fly of. “I wonder why they left in such a hurry?” He added. “There’s your answer.” Bond said, as five enforcer patrol cars pulled up in front of them. A tall brown, fur coloured kat, in a very important looking uniform got out of one of the cars. Lifting a mega phone to his mouth he spoke out loud. “This is Commander Feral of the Enforcers of Megakat City.” The Mega Phone boomed. “Stop were you are.” Jaws watched from the safety of the ally shadows as the Enforcers cuffed Bond, and Monty, and lead them to their patrol cars. He growled silently to himself. Bond would have everything cleared up in a matter of moments, and would be back on the streets, this time with the help of the largest enforcer army in the world. He grabbed at the bandage on his leg. He’d have to report this event to Dark Kat himself. But he dear not show his face to his new boss again, until his mission was complete. Then he smiled. He knew exactly what to do. “Do you think we should have done that Buddy?” Razor said to his partner. T Bone smiled. “Of cause Razor.” He said. “Those Speed demons deserve every thing they get. Bond sat with Monty in an interrogating room, waiting for Feral to return. Which he did about a few minutes later, a little nervous. He undid the paw cuffs, and allowed the two kats to stand. “Well.” He gulped. “I’ve had every thing handled by your superiors Mr Bond. Your a free kat.” He looked over at Monty. “You to Mr Shre.” The two kats began to exit the room. “If you need any help, just ask Mr Bond.” Feral called out to him. Bond stopped in his tracks. He looked back at Feral. “Thanks for the offer, but I don’t think we’ll be needing any help. We can handle this assignment alone.” At the entrance of the building, Bond was meet with a rather pleasant suprise. Tanya Adams. She ran up to him, raped her arms around him, and kissed him, over, and over again. “Oh James.” She said. “When I heard about what happened, I got out as fast as I could, and hurried down here on the double.” James hugged her to. “Lets stop the chit chat now shall we?” He said. “We’ve got a villain to stop.” “I’m telling you, I don’t know where he is... I swear!” Mike Ray yelled up. “Tsk, tsk tsk” T Bone said. He was holding Mike upside down over the side of a building which was ten stories up, Razor was behind him, shaking his head at T Bone’s interrogation methods. “Didn’t your mommy ever warn you about swearing Mike?” HE lowered Mike a little further. “Then again, didn’t she warn you about squandering all theses years of medical school to go work for the under world, doc?” He pulled Doctor Mike up to his field of vision. “Now again.... Where can I find Dark Kat?” Mike was struggling, quite uselessly under T Bones grip. “I-I’m telling you.... I can’t. You’re killing me here! I think my noses is bleeding.” T Bone smiled. “You’ll live doctor... you’ll live. Now, I can stay here all night.” Mike look up at him from his position, a little frustrated. “I can’t!” He screamed at T Bone. “That guy is dangerous! You don’t know what he’s capable of.” T Bone brought him up so that Mike was face to face with him. “Oh but I do.” He said in a quite voice. “You see. Dark Kat has this plan he’s developing at the moment, and I’m just going to do what I always do. Thrash it!” And with that. He let go of Mike to send him plummeting towards the pavement, ten stories below. Mike screamed on the way down. “I’ll talk, I’ll talk, I’ll TALK!” He screamed as he saw the ground rushing up to him. Suddenly, he movement was stopped. He looked back up to see that T Bone had fired a grappling hook, and caught him, just in time. T Bone began to real him in. “I hope you’re not kidding with me Doc.” He said in an evil voice. “‘Cause I can play this game all night.” Mike rolled his eye’s and covered his mouth. “I think I’m going to lose it.” He moaned. T Bone, brought him closer to his face. “Now were can I find Dark Kat?” Mike just kept his eye’s on the ground below him. “I think I’m going to be sick.” He gagged. T Bone sighed. “One express elevator to hell, going down.” Mike realised what he said. “NOOOOOO!” He screamed, just in time before T Bone could let him go. “He’s in the Macray warehouse on avenue A, the relay old looking one!” T Bone smiled, and put him back on top of the roof. “There.” He said, in a sweet voice. “That wasn’t so hard now was it?” Doctor Mike Ray just fainted on the spot. The Macray warehouse on avenue A..... The old docks were quite to night. The night air was usually filled with the sound of cars, blearing rock music, kats moving to and fro, and the occasional scream. However, to night. the night life is taking a holiday. The sound is suddenly broken by three ducks, moving threw the water, towards the jetty. They head towards a ladder, and out climb James Bond, Tanya Adams, and Monty Shre. Motny was a little jumpy, and Bond didn’t like this at all. “Why am I here?” He whispered in complaint. “I’m a CIA agent, not a commando.” “Will you be quite.” Tanya hissed at him. “We need all the help we can get on this mission. Feral was kind enough the give us this equipment, but we need some one we can trust with us, namely you.” The trio climbed up the ladder, and on to the docks. “Wait here.” Bond said. “I’m going to have a look first, then I’ll call for the rest of you.” He walked up to the warehouse, and opened the fire exit door. No sooner had he done this, when he was hit over the head with a heavy blunt object, and every thing went black. Bond woke up tied to a chair, with several figures standing in front of him, gloating. He looked more closely, and recognised one figure. “Greeting Dark Kat.” He said, trying to smile. Dark Kat smiled back. “For a kat who’s about to die Mr Bond.” He said. “You manage to keep quite calm.” “Let me guess.” Bond said. “Your little spy told you I was coming?” Dark Kat began to laugh. “Actually.” He said. “YOU, told my little spy that you were coming.” Bond didn’t under stand. Dark Kat motioned for one of the figures to come forward. James could just see the figure, it looked like Monty. He should have known. However, the figure steeped into the light, and Bond gasped. “I’m truly sorry James.” Tanya Adams said. “Dark Kat’s salary was much more than M-16’s ever was.” “Your in this for the money?” Bond said. Tanya chuckled, and rubbed up against Dark Kat. “Well, for the power as well.” She hugged Dark Kat. “Dark Kat has promised me that I can rule along side him, in his new Dark Kat City.” Bond shock his head. “What happened to Monty?” He added. “Monty?” Tanya said. “I’m afraid that he went for a long walk of a short pier.” All this time, Bond had turned his watch on to the laser mode, and was silently cutting throughout the ropes that held him. Suddenly, he was picked up in the air. “Jaws?” Dark Kat said. “What are you doing?” Jaws turned Bond around so that Dark Kat could see that he was cutting thoguht the ropes. “Good work Jaws.” Dark Kat said. Bond sighed. What he needed right now was a very good diversion. Just then, the sky light shattered into a million fragments, as the SWAT Kats came crashing into the room. “That’s good enoth.” Bond said, ripping free of the last of the ropes that held him, he jumped out of the chiar, and punched Jaws right between the eyes. Jaws who wasn’t expecting it, was stunned by the blow, and stumbled backwards. “Wha?!” Cried Dark Kat. He was very confused, there were a million things all happening at once, and he didn’t know what was going on. However, he did manage to get a hold of him self, long enoth to shout out his orders which were “Get them!” “Deploy Minni Tar-pedo’s!” T Bone yelled. He and Razor lanuched there deadly weapons, taking out four guards. However, they failed to get a fifth guard who had ducked, and was about to shot them, when he was knocked out by a judo chop to the neck. “Thanks.” Razor said to James Bond. “Don’t menchen it.” Bond siad. Chopping the kat behind him, who had treed to sneak up on him. He then garbed his gun, and let lose with a volley of rounds with the guards sub- machine gun. Every one, encloding the SWAT Kats, dived for cover. “HAY!” T Bone yelled to him. “Your could kill some one with that.” Bond smiled. “It’s OK.” He said. “I have the Licence to Kill.” “ATTACK!” Dark Kat’s voice shouted out. The SWAT Kats, and Bond, were sounded by Dark Kats guards. The SWAT Kats responded by firing some of their missiles, and Bond let some have it with the gun. “Nice shot.” Bond said, as Razor nailed a creep who Bond had missed. “Thanks.” Razor said. Then something popped into his mind. “Say.” He said. “Dose this mean we’re working together?” Bond just smiled. Dark Kat was not pleased with what was going on. “Idiots.” He growled, aiming a laser gun at the ceiling above the SWAT Kats, and Bond. “Do I have to do everything myself.” He fired a blast, which sent some of the roof crashing down on the trio. “Look out!” Bond yelled, garbing T Bone, and pushing him out of the way. When the dust settled, he looked up, right into the face of Jaws. “Don’t you have a home to go to?” Bond said. Jaws leant down, and knock Bond out with a punch to the face. Bond woke up once more with a head acke, but this time, he was not tied up. He felt his writs, and his watch, was gone. “Dam.” He said. He looked around the room, to see the SWAT Kats lying unconscious, on the floor. They began to stir within a few moments. “Ohhh.” T Bone moaned. “Were are we?” “Good question SWAT Kat.” Bond said. “Wish I had the answers.” “The names T Bone Mr Bond.” T Bone said. “And that there is my partner, Razor.” “That’s really nice to know, but we’ve got other things to think about right now.” “Like what?” T Bone said. “Like the fact that there is water poring into our room.” T Bone looked around him. The room was slowly filling with water. Just then, a hidden microphone crackled to life. “Greetings SWAT Kats, and Mr Bond.” Dark Kat said over the radio. “By now, you probably realised that the room is filling with water, well in about ten minutes, the whole room will have been completely filled with water, so, goodbye, forever.” There was a short laugher, and the speaker went silent. “Something tells me it won’t be coming back on.” Bond said. T Bone rolled his eye’s. “Oh really, you think.” He yelled. By now, the water had risen to ankle level, and had woken up Razor. “W-what’s happening?” He stammered. “It’s along story buddy.” T Bone said to Razor. “Right now, we’ve got to get out of here.” “How?” Razor said. “Our glovatrix’s are gone. We don’t have anything to blast our way out of here.” Blast. The word suddenly sparked an idea into Bonds head. He dug into his pockets, hopping it would still be there. Yes. It was still intact. “You two, get back.” He said to T Bone and Razor. Before ether of them could ask what he ment by that. Bond pulled out some chewing gum, bit the end of it, and threw it at the door. The split second it made contact with the door, it exploded, and blasted open the door. “Wow.” Was all T Bone could say. The trio ran out side, and easily over powered the guard out side. “Our glovatrix’s!” Razor said, as he saw the rack were they were kept. The SWAT Kats put on their glovatrix’s, and their back packs. Bond got his pp7, and his watch. He pushed the right button in, and spoke into the small mike. “This is agent 007, calling M-16, do you read?” The radio was silent for a few seconds, then Money Pennys voice floated over the radio. “Hello James.” He said, in her usual voice. “In a spot of trouble?” Bond chuckled silently to himself. “Yea, you could say that.” “Don’t worry James.” She said. “Commander Feral and his enforcers are on their way right now.” “Thanks Money Penny. 007, out.” He turned back to the SWAT Kats. “Help is on the way guys.” “I’d say we’d better get moving.” Razor said. “That explosion must have been heard by at least the whole complex.” “Were ever here is.” T Bone said. “Or has everyone forgotten, we still don’t know were we are.” The trio made their way, up through corridors, and taking out guards as they went. However, one door they opened, they got quite a suprise. No sooner had they opened it, they were sounded by twenty guards. They surrendered on the spot. After they were disarmed, they were lead to the command centre of the complex, were Tanya, Jaws, and Dark Kat were waiting for them. “I see that you managed to escape my little death row I had made for you.” Dark Kat said. Bond looked around at the whole room, computers, scientists, guards, and a map of the world. “What’s the big idea Dark Kat?” Bond said. “I don’t think that you created the Megabeam stailite just to get a little rock and roll.” Dark Kat laughed out loud. “I must admit.” Dark Kat said. “I will miss your sense of humour Mr Bond.” Then he turned to the SWAT Kats. “Something I won’t miss, will be you melding SWAT Kats. How long I’ve waited for this moment to come, the creation of my Dark Kat city, and the end of the SWAT Kats. I had everything worked out, until the British government began to poke their noses around in my business.” “Well.” Bond interrupted. “Maybe you shouldn’t have stolen our new prototype master control computer chip.” Dark Kat glared at him. “D.K. Electronics doesn’t make those kind of chips. It would have taken me a few years before the technology to build that chip would be available to the market. So I had to, borrow the chip from your government. No sooner had I done this, then the British secret serves began to butt in. I then wanted to know what you were planing to do, so I offered Ms Tanya Adams an offer she couldn’t refuse, and I was ready to rid myself of another pests, you.” He pointed at Bond. “However, because of these meddling SWAT Kats, your still alive.” Then he changed the subject. “Oh and by the way, I didn’t build the Megabeam. I stole it.” Bond rolled his eye’s. “This guys on a roll.” Dark Kat was not amused. “Silence.” He yelled out. “I had the Megabeam stolen and moved to this deserted Island in the Caribbean.” “Were in the Caribbean?!” T Bone said in amazement. “For here, I launched it into space, and from there, I will destroy Every major city, until the world will be forced to surrender to ME!” He put his hands in the air, and laughed out loud in triumph. Suddenly, an alarm went off. “What is it?” Dark Kat said. A kat who was manning the raider, spoke up. “We have company sire.” He said. “I count at elates fifty helicopters coming this way.” “What kind of choppers?” Dark Kat said. “Enforcers sire.” Dark Kat smiled. “Well let them come.” He said. “Activate the SAM sites all over the island, now.” The kat pushed a few buttons, then his jaw drooped. “What the hell.” He turned to Dark Kat. “Sire, now I’m reading fighter jets as well. Their locking on to the Sam sites.” Dark Kat’s jaw fell open as well. The SWAT Kats, and Bond all smiled. Felina Feral was leading the air strike on the island. She breathed heavily when she came out of the cloud bank, and spotted the island just ahead of her. The plan was simple. A wave of fighter jets would fire bomb the island, giving the choppers time to drop their troops. Plus the enemy wouldn’t have any cover to fight back. She strapped on her mask, and turned on her radio. “This is gold leader, I have confirmed lock on enemy SAM sites. All air craft report in.” “Gold one standing by.” “Gold two standing by.” “Gold three standing by.” “Gold four standing by.” “Gold five standing by.” Felina smiled to her self. Now this was fun. “all right. Let’s show’m how to rock n’ roll. Squadron, fire at will.” All six fighter jets let lose a volley of missiles on the island. The whole complex shock as the missiles made contact with the island. Kats were running ever were in panic. “What is going on out there!” Dark Kat screamed. “I want a status report.” The kat operating the weapons systems got up and began to run with every one else. “Do it your self.” He yelled out to Dark Kat. Tanya, ran over to the control and read out the report. “We’ve lost all main power to the complex. Back up generators will take a few seconds to kick in. SAM sites are all malfunctioning. Fifteen percent of the island, is on fire.” Tanya looked back up at Dark Kat. “I will not be defeated, not now!” He screamed. The SWAT Kats, and Bond used this distraction wisely, they knocked out the guards that were holding them, and began to fight their way up to the main control panel. However, Jaws saw this, and moved to intercept them. “Don’t look now.” Bond said. “But here comes the jolly orange giant.” He smiled, showing his row of metal teeth. “Jesse.” T Bone said. “That guy needs to see a dentist, badly.” Bond turned to them. “You take care of Dark Kat, I’ll take care of Jaws.” Both the SWAT Kats nodded, and jumped over the railing to get to Dark Kat. Bond turned back to Jaws, who was nearly on top of him. “Can we talk?” Bond said. Jaws roared and let at him. “Guess not.” Bond ducked, and ran right though Bonds legs. Bond ran up the steps, with an angry Jaws behind him. Then he saw something that pleased him. an escape pod. He ran up to the pod, letting Jaws catch up with him. However, before he could get into the escape pod, Jaws garbed him from behind. “Gotcha.” Jaws said picking up Bond, and prepared to bite him on the neck, like a vampire. “No.” Bond said. “Got you.” He poked both his fingers in Jaw’s eye’s. Jaws drooped Bond, and clutched at his eye’s. Bond acted fast. He ran behind Jaws, and pushed him in. Jaws was locked in. “Bonvouarge.” Bond said as he pushed the button that sent Jaws shooting up, out of sight. ”Good rithens to bad rubbish.” He said. The SWAT Kats on the other hand had made their way up to Dark Kat. The whole room was empty, every personal staff had left. Dark Kat stared at them with eye’s as red as fire. “You, you infernal pests, again you’ve ruined me. It was all within my grasp. My city, the world, ultimate POWER” “Cheer up Dark Kat.” T Bone said. “At least you’ve still got us.” Dark Kat had heard his last joke for the day. He picked up a fallen laser gun. “Jokes, always with the jokes.” He took aim, and blasted away. “Well I’m not LAUGHING!” Bond looked up to see the SWAT Kats dodging laser blasts from Dark Kat. He took aim with his pp7, and fired, but at the same moment, the gun was kicked out of his hand, and slid across the steel floor. Bond turned to face Tanya Adams. “Let’s tango Mr Bond.” Tanya said. “Lead the way Ms Adams.” Bond said. Tanya punched at him. But Bond ducked, landing one in her face. “Lucky.” Tanya said, then she need him in the stomach, Bond dubbed over with pain. “You never did have the guts didn’t Mr Bond.” She kicked him in the head, sending him head over heals. She walked over and picked up his gun. “And now Mr Bond.” She said. “It’s time millions of readers across the globe read your obituary.” She began to laugh. “Mr Bond will finally die at the hands of his own weapon.” Bond was trying to stay awake from that last blow. He clutched at his chest, and felt something hard and metallic. The Dart pen. He looked up to see Tanya taking aim. “Lawn dart.” He managed to say, and pumped the pen. Tanya screamed as the dart slammed into her left shoulder. She drooped her gun, and fell over the edge of the platform, right onto a row computers. She was suspended in animation for a few seconds before she stooped sparking and lay still, dead. Bond got up and looked over at her dead body. “What a shocking development.” Was all he said. Felina Feral observed the chaos below. Thirty percent of the island was on fire. Their were kats running every were below her. This was too easy. She looked at the fires spreading over the island. The rain would put that out. “Satins revenge.” She said to herself. She turned on the mike. “This is gold leader. We have sucefuly completed our mission, returning to the USS Sardine.” The microphone crackled to life. “Good work Felina.” Commander Feral said. “We’ll move in and mop up what’s below.” “Roger that Uncle.” She said. “squadron, return to the carrier.” And with that, the jets turned around for home. “HOLD STILL BLAST IT!” Dark Kat yelled, as the SWAT Kat dodged him yet again. “But if I do that, you’ll blow my head off.” T Bone said. “And I would like to keep it.” Razor had an idea. “Minni Tar-pedos deploy.” He shouted. They hit Dark Kat right in the face, and he stumbled backwards, and fell over the edge of the platform. The SWAT Kats looked down, to see, Dark Kat climbing into an escape pod. “Nuts.” T Bone said. “He got away.” “Which is what we should be doing right now.” Razor said, looking around at the whole complex, which looked as if it might come down at any moment. Suddenly, Bond appeared at the top of the steps. “Down here Guys.” He called out. The trio ran down the steps, and out of the room, before it collapsed in. “This place is coming down.” T Bone yelled out. “We’ve got to hurry.” Bond called out over the roar of the cave in. They ran down some corridors, and finally, found a way out. They leapt for the entrance which nearly closed before they got out., and they landed on the grass. They lay there, breathing heavily for a few moments. “What are you clowns doing here?!” All three got up and looked over a Feral, who was standing in front of them with some enforcers ether side. “Well, well, well.” T Bone said. “It’s Mr personality himself. Late as usual.” “The whole situation is under control Commander.” Bond said. “Dark Kats operation is fully shut down. Now that we have evidence that Dark Kat is the true owner of D.K. Electronics, I don’t think we’ll be seeing much of Dark Kat for a while. D.K. Electronics will be auctioned of to the highest bidder, and Dark Kat will be bankrupt.” Feral put away his gun. “Do you need a lift back to Megakat city Mr Bond.” He said. Bond thought for a moment. “O.k.” He said. “I need a little vacation after what I’ve been though.” HE turned to the SWAT Kats. “Well. It’s been great working with you two. It appears as if you guys went trouble after all. You two are great team players.” “Your o.k. to work with to Mr Bond.” Razor said. “Yea.” T Bone added. “Sorry we got of to such a rocky start. Your an o.k. Kat. James Bond.” “Hay.” Bond said. “Do you guys need a lift?” “No thanks.” Razor said. “We can call our jet by remote control. Thanks for the offer.” “Oh well.” Bond said shrugging. “See ya.” He waved good by to the SWAT Kats, and walked off with Feral. A week Later... “Congratulations on a job well done 007.” M said from the computer screen of Bonds laptop. “D.K. Electronics has been folded into at least twenty different busnusiss, and the Megabeam has been recovered by the proper owners.” “Well I’m just glad we plugged up that leak before, any real harm was done.” Bond said. “Hmm, yes.” M said. “I’m really sorry about Tanya Adams 007. If I’d known she was the leak I’d would have had her thrown in jail.” “Well It’s all over now, and I’m taking some time off to learn French.” “That’s nice 007. I’ll see you in...” M stooped were he was. “French?” Bond turned off the computer screen and closed the laptop. In England, M was still looking at the screen, when Money Penny came in. “You seem to be getting something out of that screen that I’m not.” She said to him. M looked up. “Huh, oh it’s you Money Penny.” He said. “007 said that he was taking the time to learn some French. I wonder what on earth he meant by that?” Bond walked over to his bed, were a beautiful young she kat was waiting for him. “Are you free now Mr Bond.” She said in French. Bond smiled. “Ready when you are FeFe.” He said back in French.” END.