This is the story that can be endless and travel in an infinite multitude
of universes. (Soon you'll find out why this is possible for the main
character/s to do.) I Rate it PG-13 just because of the occasional
senseless violence, occasional foul language (but its usually mild in my
stories) plus the fact that since this my first effort, the story is just
slightly more dangerous to your mental health to read.


'Monkeys, Monkeys, Monkeys! Edited.'
By Neil Conkle.

Part One

Past: "Will those annoying SWAT Kats never die!!?"

T-Bone: "Looks like the Pastmaster is havin' a little fit there, Razor."

Razor: "Roger that, T-Bone. Stinger Missiles deploy!" and, having said
that, fired and blew the last of the Pastmaster's minions to oblivion.

T-Bone: "Crud! Where'd he go?"

"Don't know but the time vortex is disappearing. And we have a bigger
problem to worry about, T-Bone. Feral has just arrived."

"SWAT Kats, surrender yourselves immediately!"

*Elsewhere*

Pastmaster looked down; blue, and every other term for highly depressed.
"Why can't I win? WHY!!!!!!!!!!"

Apparently having come to some dark decision he forlornly gathered up the
book "The Acatolipsk of Time" and prepared for one last spell. Then a
glimmer of an idea came: an idea saying that he could have a little fun
before he ended his pain and this universe. In one small high pitched
whisper he said: "Monkey, monkey, monkey!"

*Another Dimension*

Alone and walking home from school Neil Conkle, a human, reflected on one
of his stories.

Neil: "Wow some of these don't totally suck. Not like their WHAT THE
HE*urk*"

"Shut-up" the Pastmaster snarled, and that old sadistic smile crossed
his face. "Monkey."

*Back in Kat Dim.*

Past: "Monkey, monkey, monkey! Monkey, monkey, monkey! HAHAHAHAHA!
Monkey want a banana? Hahahahaaaaaa!

Neil: "... You pulled me out of my dimension for this?"

Past: "Yes I did you stupid little monkey!"

Neil: "Why?" I asked.

Past: "Because I wanted to." Pastmaster replied.

Neil: "Why?"

Past: "I already told you."

Neil: "Why?"

Past: "Stop saying that!"

Neil: "Why?"

Past: "Don't question me! Just obey me!!"

Neil: "Why?"

Past: "Don't say that!"

Neil: "Why?"

Past: "Stop!!!!!"

Neil: "Why?"

Past: "Because I'll blast you to atoms if you don't!!!!!"

I smiled. "Ok, I love you, good bye."

The Pastmaster's face slowly turned to a dark shade of purple. "Your fun's
over. Your time is at a end!" As the Pastmaster leveled the watch at me I
became the Violent side of me. And now for third person perspective: Puma,
being untied (the Pastmaster assuming that most beings would be unable to
come out of shock fast enough to do anything anyways after being taken from
their dimension), rushed over and kicked the watch out of the Pastmaster's
hands causing Past to hiss in panic.

Puma: "I'm goin' to kick your little rotting ass, bitch."

*Oomph, Smack, CRACK.*

Puma: "This is why most villains tie their victims up."

Past, still stunned by the ass whipping he had received, said nothing.

"Nice watch. Can I have it?"

"NO!" screamed Past, obviously enraged at the very idea, and dived for the
watch. As he was diving Puma grabbed his cloak and flung Past into a wall.

"No? Well as I see it you only have two choices: either I own that watch or
I own that watch and smash your skull in. Any questions?"

"YOU WILL NEVER T" *Crunch*

Puma: "Like I said, you had a choice. I think I'll call your newly made
corpse Fred. 'For once he was Fred, and now he is dead, his eternity at
(hopefully) a final end.' Hope I remember this stupid little dream. Its an
actual story that I might send in. Might as well take his watch. And while
I'm still dreaming I can visit all my favorite Kats... i-i-if I am
dreaming."

Still shivering from that last thought, and wondering if he actually had
killed someone, he picked up the watch and planned on where he'd be going to.
Unfortunately he remained stuck on one issue. How? Who would give a hairless
ape a ride in a world populated by Kats? His eyes momentarily brightened.
He walked to the station wagon sized hole in the wall, then pointing the watch
toward the sky he intoned: "From the endless Mists Of Time/ Send a Dragon
for me to command and ride!"

*Megakat Junk Yard*

Jake: "Uh-oh. Chance, you had better warm up the TurboKat, I think I see
another of the Pastmaster's time vortexes popping up."

Chance: "In the middle of Scaredy-Kat? I'll make that freak pay for this!"

Till next time kiddies
(or would that be kitties?)

The end
>'.'<
Mrow!

If ya want to Email me at Puma_Lord@hotmail.com just so I know to what
degree this story and what I could to change it.