New Heroes, and This is Only Barely Related To My Last Story By me, Neil Conkle Opening Statement: It has come to my attention, through the reading of my fan fiction, that I am not very good with giving out details in creative ways. I can make up good stories. It’s just writing them that has become the pain in the ass. So I am just going to make up the scripts to the stories and then write the stories out. But, since I don’t want you to feel deprived of my en masse stupidity, I’ve decided to send in my scripts before I write out the story. Enjoy. I will also write out what the characters look like in a file with the original title of: Character Information for Those with No Imagination. Time Frame: Almost a year since Puma (which I will edit so it says my real name since it was revealed) came to MegaKat city. (Hey, how did that happen? Oh yeah, that's the name that goes out over my E-mails... I don't even think well of my own intelligence.) Scene: Dark shadowy area of city. The Enforcers have surrounded a run-down apartment complex. In an alleyway nearby there are several Kats in Urban engagement suits crouching in the shadows. Chaos: Maximus, are you ready to cover my left flank? Maximus: Roger that. I’m ready to rock and roll. Chaos: ...And how’s my favorite Firebug? Firebug: Ready and waiting to use my mad skills to cover the right. Chaos: Eagle, what’s your position? (Cut to the roof of neighboring building.) Eagle: I’m on the opposite building and I spot the hostages, I repeat, I have found the hostages. They're on the six and seventh floors. Both groupings near the middle. We have patrols on the roof, consisting of one Kat and two Dawgs each. Three separate patrols rotating. On the ground floor we have five Kats taking cover behind the desks. These guys know we're coming and all patrols are spaced apart by about ten seconds. Once you’re inside you’re on your own with enemy positions. I don’t have any details on the bomb, except that it’d probably be near the hostages. I haven’t spotted the main objective. Now, I've had vacations cancelled, but this is just peachy. Chaos: I copy that. Where’s Medic? Medic: My ETA is about five minutes. What’s your TOT? Chaos: We’ve already arrived. We're going in without you - we can’t risk those civilians' live- Eagle: Holy arch-villains, BatKat! I just spotted Dark Kat, the aforementioned primary target. That, and about a literal ton of guns, kreeplings, and ordinary soldiers to use them! Chaos: WHAT?!!! Awww shit. Medic, your com still on? Medic: Sir? Chaos: We’ll be waiting for you. Chaos out. (Exactly five minutes later.) Chaos: Medic, you’ll be covering the rear. Maximus, same as before, you’ll take the left. Firebug, it’s your mad skills on the right. I’ll be taking point. Hawk, after we go in, your clear to shoot anything that looks threatening. You’ve all been briefed on the plan and the Enforcers will be here to back us up. Odds are they’ll be to late to join the party to save our asses if it hits the fan but that can’t be helped. Let’s move, SEALS! Narrator-type person: The SEALS slowly moved forward toward their objective taking advantage of all the shadows and cover available. They moved, unseen, toward the complex. Scene: First floor. Badkat one: Hey, no one's going to burst through that door as soon as we stand and stretch for a sec. Nothing will happen. Baddy two: We were ordered to stay low and not to make ourselves tar- Bad three: Oh, shut up. I’m stretching. See? Nothing happened. Nothing at a- To everyone’s surprise, they saw three large holes erupt from his chest, almost like little flowers blooming. Bad four: Eric, you okay? ERIC, YOU Bad one: A metal spider? Spider-Mine: It is time for you to die. Thank you for your cooperation. Spider-mine shutting down. (SEALS walk in.) Chaos: Eagle? Eagle: Yeah? Chaos: Where do you get these wonderful toys? Eagle: Toys’R’Us. (Upstairs.) Baddy Kat6: This is Dispatch. Desk station, have you spotted the SEALS? Desk station, come in, now. They’re here. (Neighboring building.) Hawk: Sir, something’s agitating "Big, Dark, and Nasty." I think they know we're here, expect some heavier resistance. Chaos and company: We read you. Chaos without company: All right team, search every room. We don’t need unexpected surprises. Put explosives into the air ducts in case some kreeplings try to sneak up on us. Remember, they're poisonous, so keep the anti-toxins ready. (Three floors later.) (Lights shut down.) Chaos: Shit. Turn your thermal readers on. Firebug: Whoa. It’s like being the predator, hehehe. Chaos: That goes for you, too, Eagle. Eagle? Eagle! Damn it! Com silence people, Eagle's been compromised. Maximus and Medic, find out Eagle’s status. Firebug, you stay with me until we find the bomb and deactivate it. To be continued... 'Til next time, kitties >'.'< Mrow! If you want to E-mail me I'm at Puma_Lord@hotmail.com. If you don't tell me to what degree this story sucks, I won't be able to fix it.