Monty Viper and the Holy Bicket:
Prelude to Mayhem
As if it wasn't already obvious, this is a crossover spoof between Monty Python
and the Holy Grail and the SWAT Kats AOL RPG. To avoid confusion, any character
names with the suffix "-mun" at the end means that those are the muns, or
creators, of the characters speaking.
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[Downtown MKC, 1999]
[Whoosh]
RANDOM RPGERS: [look up] what the? Who the hell?! Wha?!
[Enter above a 5'1 brunette human with glasses and street clothes]
BLADEA: Oh Hod no...not her!
BLADEAMUN: That's right! I am Miranda, almighty Hodess of Annoying Parodies!
JAKE: What're ya gonna make us do, dress in drag and do the mambo?!
BLADEAMUN: Don't tempt me! Actually I have something much more entertaining in
mind! You will all participate in a live movie parody while me and my fellow
muns sit back, watch, and laugh our heads off! BWAHAHAHHAAHAH!
RANDOM: No! Not that! Anything but that!
JAX: You and what army?!
BLADEAMUN: Me, my computer with internet access, and my magic wand that
goes...PRANG! That's what!
BLADEA: Ha! I've got more magic in my right claw than you've got in that stupid
wand, so NI!
[PRANG!]
BLADEA: GAH! I'm cross-dressing against my will! NI!
RICK: You've done it before?!
BLADEA: AAgh!
RICK: What? What'd I say?
[PRANG!]
ANNIE: As the protector of this planet, I must kill you!
BLADEAMUN: [laughs] I think not!
[PRANG!]
ANNIE: Get this nose and wart offa meeee!
BLADEA: NO! Anymore questions?
VIPER: I want my ssswamp!
[PRANG!]
BLADEAMUN: I didn't think so.
[Several PRANGS!]
RPGERS: [now look like characters out of Monty Python and the Holy Grail]
RIKKI: Heeeeeey! I'm German not French!
[PRANG!]
BLADEAMUN: Happy now?
RIKKI: Very.
BLADEAMUN: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Now, to name this...
[Rickmun and Rikkimun appear]
RICKMUN: Monty Viper and the Holy Pail!
RIKKIMUN: No! The Holy Bicket!
BLADEAMUN: Allllriiighty then! Monty Viper and the Holy Bicket it is!
CHANCE: What about me and Brimstone?
BRIMSTONE: Yeah?!
BLADEAMUN: Oh yeah...(to Chance and Brimstone, respectively)
[PRANG!]
You're the narrator aaaand...
[PRANG!]
You're the animator!
[All other muns appear]
OTHER MUNS: Get it over with already!
BLADEAMUN: All right! All right! Yeesh...
[BIGFREAKIN'PRANG!]