Monty Viper and the Holy Bicket:
Prelude to Mayhem

As if it wasn't already obvious, this is a crossover spoof between Monty Python and the Holy Grail and the SWAT Kats AOL RPG. To avoid confusion, any character names with the suffix "-mun" at the end means that those are the muns, or creators, of the characters speaking.
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[Downtown MKC, 1999]

[Whoosh]

RANDOM RPGERS: [look up] what the? Who the hell?! Wha?!

[Enter above a 5'1 brunette human with glasses and street clothes]

BLADEA: Oh Hod no...not her!

BLADEAMUN: That's right! I am Miranda, almighty Hodess of Annoying Parodies!

JAKE: What're ya gonna make us do, dress in drag and do the mambo?!

BLADEAMUN: Don't tempt me! Actually I have something much more entertaining in mind! You will all participate in a live movie parody while me and my fellow muns sit back, watch, and laugh our heads off! BWAHAHAHHAAHAH!

RANDOM: No! Not that! Anything but that!

JAX: You and what army?!

BLADEAMUN: Me, my computer with internet access, and my magic wand that goes...PRANG! That's what!

BLADEA: Ha! I've got more magic in my right claw than you've got in that stupid wand, so NI!

[PRANG!]

BLADEA: GAH! I'm cross-dressing against my will! NI!

RICK: You've done it before?!

BLADEA: AAgh!

RICK: What? What'd I say?

[PRANG!]

ANNIE: As the protector of this planet, I must kill you!

BLADEAMUN: [laughs] I think not!

[PRANG!]

ANNIE: Get this nose and wart offa meeee!

BLADEA: NO! Anymore questions?

VIPER: I want my ssswamp!

[PRANG!]

BLADEAMUN: I didn't think so.

[Several PRANGS!]

RPGERS: [now look like characters out of Monty Python and the Holy Grail]

RIKKI: Heeeeeey! I'm German not French!

[PRANG!]

BLADEAMUN: Happy now?

RIKKI: Very.

BLADEAMUN: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Now, to name this...

[Rickmun and Rikkimun appear]

RICKMUN: Monty Viper and the Holy Pail!

RIKKIMUN: No! The Holy Bicket!

BLADEAMUN: Allllriiighty then! Monty Viper and the Holy Bicket it is!

CHANCE: What about me and Brimstone?

BRIMSTONE: Yeah?!

BLADEAMUN: Oh yeah...(to Chance and Brimstone, respectively)

[PRANG!]

You're the narrator aaaand...

[PRANG!]

You're the animator!

[All other muns appear]

OTHER MUNS: Get it over with already!

BLADEAMUN: All right! All right! Yeesh...

[BIGFREAKIN'PRANG!]