SWAT Kats Haikus



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                            Paul Kemner's Haikus



                            Crafty Steel weasel,

                          from Enforcers to Police

                           transferred by Feral.

                              =^^=Paul Kemner



                            Shifty, ferrous kat,

                        gobbled by Viper's minions.

                             Long Live Felina!

                              =^^=Paul Kemner



                            Forbidden question:

                         "Are the SwatKats anime?"

                            You newbies, beware!

                              =^^=Paul Kemner



                              Mega-extremist,

                          Katfan without parallel.

                           Be careful, he bytes!

                              =^^=Paul Kemner



                           Three-engine kat jet-

                         we discuss your parentage.

                                F-14 Tomkat?

                              =^^=Paul Kemner



                            Mac and Molly Mange,

                    drowned and washed up on the beach.

                         Hackle's grand challenge.

                              =^^=Paul Kemner



                                An oxymoron:

                             Pumadyne Security?

                           Have a third doughnut.

                              =^^=Paul Kemner



                              Huge mystery kat

                        with a taste for explosions.

                          Creeplings are his pets.

                              =^^=Paul Kemner



                             Neural neutralizer

                      clutched in Feral's sweaty paw:

                         "I don't deal with scum!"

                              =^^=Paul Kemner



                            Suit bestows mohawk,

                          vast electronic powers,

                             on scrawny hacker.

                              =^^=Paul Kemner



                             See Elrod Purvis:

                           Dead, missing S O U L,

                             now Doctor Viper.

                              =^^=Paul Kemner



             Paul Kemner's Email address is: pkemner@bright.net



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                          Brother Buford's Haikus



                              T-Bone speaking:




                            Watch this baby go!

                        Fire max afterburners, now!

                         You conscious back there?



                              Razor speaking:



                           Hey, watch it, T-Bone!

                         I just fixed the Turbokat!

                           Don't tax the engines!



                              T-Bone's reply:



                           Razor, I love speed -

                       I'm gonna hit this baby hard!

                           She'll stay together!



                               Razor's reply:



                           You *sure* about that?

                        The rivets are popping out!

                            We're coming apart!



                                  T-Bone:




                          You're joking, Razor...

                        Crud! We *are* coming apart!

                           I'm setting her down.



                                   Razor:



                         You should watch yourself!

                       I know what this jet can take.

                              Don't overdo it!



           Brother Buford's Email address is: buford@halifax.com



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