Attempts at humor from her:
| Blind Date | 18 Kb | "Horny Harry's Computer Dating Service" - who in their right mind would try that? Apparently Chance and Callie... but will the two ever hook up? |
| Poetry Corner: Open Mike Night | 2 Kb | Feral bruises T-Bone's ego, so T-Bone bruises Feral. |
"In the Beginning There Was Dark," in chapters:
| Foreword and Deposition of Professor Hackle, Ph. D Physics. | 8 Kb | A MegaKat conspiracy revealed! |
| Enforcer Graduation Day, Some Years After the Theft. | 18 Kb | Meet three graduating cadets. |
| Where Else But in a Back Alley? | 9 Kb | Bad guy, meet disgruntled guy |
| Whatever Felina Wants, Felina Gets. | 10 Kb | Felina toys with Jason's mind, and Feral's too. |
| Release. | 12 Kb | Mass murder and mind control. I've been advised that this is a very emotionally strong chapter - very upsetting - so be warned. It's the saddest one. The rest are not as disturbing. |
| Partners? | 16 Kb | Rookies on the case? Felina and Jason team up. |
| A Very SWAT-Katty Interlude. | 5 Kb | Razor paints the jet, T-Bone sews the costumes? |
| Feral, Having a Conniption. | 8 Kb | And how, ad nauseum. |
| The Secret Strikes Again! | 14 Kb | Mass murder, and lots o' clues. |
| Excessive Descriptive Paragraphs. | 18 Kb | A ruptured sewer line for J and F to investigate. Meanwhile, meet Callie's rival. |
| And Now, Back to What You Care About! | 19 Kb | Felina meets the mole - with disastrous results. |
| Lunchtime at the Chateau d' Bon Bon. | 9 Kb | Gag me with a fork, this guy flirts worse than the PastMaster. |
| Jeez! What IS That Smell? | 13 Kb | Something's fishy - it is a clue? |
| Methinks Him Sloppy. | 12 Kb | The mole covers his tracks poorly - but he has a new goal now... |
| By Jove, I Think He's Got It! ...Aw, NUTS. | 19 Kb | So VERY close to a solution. |
| Does That Mean It's Over? Can I Go Home? | 12 Kb | The mayor picks... Cole? A travesty! Now that's just wrong! |
| A Lump of Cole? | 13 Kb | Bliss is short-lived. Also, Jason and Felina take in a flick. |
| Breakfast, But Not at Tiffany's. | 8 Kb | Morning at Millie's, and the mystery solved! |
| HE'S FREAKIN' NUTS, YOU **MORONS**!!! | 39 Kb | Action sequence with a twist, two crazies, and a hostage. |
| All's Well That Ends... Unhappily? | 8 Kb | Why Jason Whiskers was never on the show, why Felina acts the way she does... ah, convenience. |
| Epilogue: The SWAT Kats watch Kats' Eye. | 9 Kb | Wrapping it all up. Yes, you're done now! |
The continuation of the series, after most TV episodes:
| Friday Night Special | 58 Kb | Supervillains plan to steal the plans for a new weapon - while the PastMaster has bigger things on his mind. The third (or so) installment in a series; "prequels" coming soon. |