(Title: The Archeivers Saga) (Part 10,024: Calling for a Revolution) (Author: Ryan [Your nickname here] Kelley) (GVVY03@SNOWCREST.NET) ________________________________________________________________________ Author's Note: This story starts at part 10,024 because before then was ancient history. It only dealt with what was to come as of now. Some of this fanfic has vulgar language and sexually explicit meterial. I give this fanfic a "real life" rating, meaning it samples some of every type of rating. Most times, I will make an edited version for those that don't approve of such meterial. ________________________________________________________________________ Prolouge: It was night over Imperial. All were asleep. Augustus (pronounced Aug-is-TUS) and Ithicar (pronounced: Ith-uh-CAR) were in their beds. the purple and blue Orin glowed brightly on Augustus' neck. Slowly, it lifted, and floated out a window. The sky was filled with an intense purple light. A time vortex opened up, causing a great deal of noise. The noise woke all those in Midevo (Pronounced: Mid E -VO). Running outside their house, Augustus looked for Orin and Ithicar looked skyward. The SWAT Kats followed. A bright purple shape shot into the huge Time Sphere Vortex. The spheres of energy were almost touching the ground now, symbolizing the vortex would close soon. The shape disappeares into the vortex just as it closed. Orin floated back to Augestus and put itself back on Augustus. ________________________________________________________________________ The Archeivers Saga Part 10,24: Calling for a Revolution By: Ryan Kelley ________________________________________________________________________ Part One: Year 1993 C.E. two kats were digging up the ground looking for treasure at the Pastmaster's tower. "L-let's get out of here, Chauncy, this place is supposed to be cursed." one said. " 'Ey? What are ya Jack? A scardy kat? If we find something valuable, the meuseum will pay big bucks for it." Chauncy said. Chauncy whammed into the ground with his pickax. "Hey, I think I've found pay dirt!" An Enforcer chopper hovvered overhead scaring the two kats away, leaving the box showing. In a little while, the light lavender crystal coffin like box wax brought to the Meuseum of History. That day, Dr. Sinian was examining the box. She instinctavly tried to open the box. After several tries, the top was thrown open letting out a huge burst of purple light. "Good Heavens!" she cried. Looking in when the light was gone revealed the Pastmaster. He was in a purple and black garment (See Bride of the Pastmaster) with one thing different. His lime green talisman on his belt was missing. He appeared to be sleeping. Dr. Sinian gave a yelp. She hurredly put the top on. Right before it was shut, a bony hand kept it from shutting all the way. The box was forced open. Dr sinian gave another yelp. "And today was supposed to be a good day! Damn!" Dr. Sinian groaned. She pushed a button in the wall that summoned the Enforcers. The Pastmaster struggled to a sitting position, stretched and looked about. "DAMN! I knew it would happen! Wait, This isn't Imperial!" The Pastmaster looked about in rage. Dr. Sinian backed away. "WAIT!" He called to her. "Don't be afraid. Tell me... do you know why I was transported here?" "Uh... They found your coffin by your tower." Dr. Sinian explained. "No!! How could I? GEEZ! The beam mistargeted! No... I screwed up! Damn! of all the stupid times to fail!" The Pastmaster yelled in rage. He stopped, remembering that Dr. Sinian was in the room. "I'm sorry, but I wanted to go somewhere else. Do me a favor. Put me and this box back where you found it and I won't be if your presence anymore. I'm ever so tired and I need to rest." "I'm afraid that won't work. I've already contacted the Enforcers." Dr. Sinian stated. Almost upon command, the Enforcers burst into the room. Feral was leading the Enforces. "This is Feral. Pastmaster dive yourself up!" "What?!?" Pastmaster yelled. Then he looked down at himself. "Damn." The Pastmaster tore the cloak away from him. The room was filled with a yellow light. Standing there in the Pastmaster's place was one who looked fifteen. He was sevveen foot five and was completly purple. He had long bushy hair and part of his hair hung down over his ears. He was dressed in a purple leather tuic and wore dark purple wristbands. Every feature about him was the color purple. "Okay, that's better. Why Feral! Now I'm again taller than you!!" the once pastmaster said. "I don't care WHO you are, give yourself up!" Feral again yelled at him. "Not on your life!" the once pastmaster said. "I order whoever you are to give yourself up, or we'll fire!" Feral warned. "The name's Aug! Don't forget it!!" Aug lunged at Feral. Feral shot at the charging Aug. The shot almost hit Dr. Sinian. Aug lept into the air, throwing Feral into the next room, toppeling an exibit. "Sorry, but it seems the meuseum is closed. I'll visit the dead some other time!" Aug said. ________________________________________________________________________ Part Two: The Turbokat was flying toward the museum. "Got a signal on what's inside, buddy?" T-Bone asked. "Roger! Unknown supernatural force detected in the Meuseum of History!" The Turbokat had almost landed on the roof when the whole roof flew at the Turbokat. "Hey!! What the Hell?!" T-Bone yelled. There was a purple trail of some substance trailing behind an all purple creature alien to Planet Megaluna. Feral ran out of the building yelling into his communicator. "This is Feral! Bring me chopper backup... no! Bring me every thing you can muster!!" Shortly, every type of Enforcer vehicle was after the creature. "Target unknown flying without any known mecanics north." Razor determined, trying to keep the zigzaging target halfway in his sights. Every now and then, the object would stop flying and begin to fall... then raised itself back up to where it was. "Can you get a logk on it, buddy?" T-Bone asked. "Negitave! I'm having trouble even FINDING the thing!" a frustrated Razor complained. The shape was at the outskirts of the city. Suddenly, it stopped. Beyond the city in all directions was swamp, grasslands, and ocean. Aug looked about in amazement. "Mole Missile... Deployed!" Razor said, getting Aug in his sights. Aug easily dodged the projectile. The Enforcer units had arrived. "Fire at will!" Feral commanded. The Enforcer units shot and fired all over the place, but Aug just stood in thin air while everything arond him fired through him. Aug walked back toward the city a ways, then seemed to fall unconcious. His last thought was "Ithicar!" He then promptly fell into Feral's outstretched arms while he was giving orders, scaring Feral out of his mind. "Grandpa!" thought a girl. She was wearing a white dress, and was weilding a white sword. Her hair was blonde and she was quite tall. Her brother fell down from the sky giving her a sock to the right cheek. "Ha! C'mon, Ith.. You're not going to be able to defend youself daydreaming!" her brother Augestus said. He weilded no sword, and was tall like his sister, and had black hair. He, like his sister, had light brown fur on their katlike paws and ears. Her brother didn't wear shoes to aid himself in his trainings, due to the fact his light brown fur covered feet were also katlike. The same went for his tail. He wore a brown tunic with brown leggings and black wristbands. His eyes were a sharp green. "You nut! ... I'm sorry. I got this weird feeling that Grandpa's in trouble. Where did he go last night?" Ithicar said, distracted. "Ith, Grandpa's ALWAYS in trouble! Remember the last time, right before we went to another Time Sphere? He gave me his Pastmaster gem he's not supposed to let anyone hold but him! It's nothing new." Augestus reasured. "He might be suffering. I'd want to stay and watch!" Ithicar said, almost pasionatly. "Yeah! ... Hey, Ith. It's getting hot out here. Let's go inside." Augestus offered. "Why not?" Ithicar giggled. The two ran inside a two story house nearby. Inside, Augestus and Ithicar's guardians were sitting down watching television. "You two back?" asked a highly scarred, almost katlike creature. He was wearing shirt and shorts, but the top part of his face was eroded. The veins were crisscrossing all over the top of his head in a wild format. Sometimes, small pink chunks of flesh would fall out of his head... and the right ear was missing. His hands and wrists were the same way, only, by the knuckles, you could see the bone. "Uh huh!" Ithicar exclaimed. "She's hopeless!" Augestus chided. "Oh sure!!" Ithicar giggled trying to whack Augestus. Augestus easily knocked her hand away. Her hand hit the guardian described in the aforesaid. When she drew her hand away, it was covered in blood. Ithicar was almost about gleefully to lick the blood off her hand when the guardian yelled to her "Hey! Don't mess with me! ... Ithicar, wash your hand off." Ithicar frowned, and gave him a pleading puppy dog look. "I said NOW! You could kill yourself licking up that crud!" "Hey, T-Bone's right. Go on... uh mabye I'd better help you." the second said. He looked just as ugly as T-Bone did, but you could tell that the scars were only skin deep. He hoisted Ithicar up and half dragged her into the kitchen. T-Bone sighed. "What am I gonna do with her?" Augestus agreed. "Yeah. I like seeing people suffer just as much as Papa and Grandpa do, but you don't see me get all bent out of shape over it!" The cell door slammed locking the sleeping Aug inside an Enforcer cell. As Feral walked out, he wondered what he was going to do with his new captave when he woke up. ________________________________________________________________________ Part Three: One month later: The door was opened to the room with the single cell containing Aug. Feral and Aug's watchman entered. "I don't understand it, sir. It appears he, or she's dead. But yet, he or she appears to be sleeping. It's been this way for a month, so I can't be certian one way or another. I still can't tell if this thing is male or female. The almost mideaval getup suggests he's male, but the femine long hair... Strange." The watchman explained to Feral. "And what about that crazy name.... Aug. If I could, I'd chack, but I wouldn't want to run the risk that the thing's male." Feral stated. Promptly, Aug stirred, yawned, stretched and sat up. "Oh geez! I must've been out for a month! I shouldn't sleep so long... but feels good just the same." Aug was now getting a handle on the world. "Oh! Didn't know I had company. Hola Ulysses! Toll-sota-lo-lo-is Larry! Could either of you be so kind as of giving me the month, day and the year? Both kats backed away. "How did you know WHO we are?" Feral asked. "I never give out my name to ANYONE!" "Oh! That's easy! Ulysses, you and I hate each other in the dimension I come from, and Larry was the guy that I almost killed not too long ago." Aug said, cheerful. "Talk to me, you creep! Where did you come from?" Feral almost growled. "What?" Aug asked, confused, "Right before I came here, or where I origionated?" "Now that you mention it, I'd like to know both." Feral decided. "Okay! ... Now, let's see if I can remember way back then... Oh yeah! I came from Imperial, right before, and before that, I lived on Megaluna, and for the first fourteen years of my life, I lived on Earth." Aug remembered. "I said where did you come from!" Feral growled. "Okay," Aug tried, "Earth was destroyed in year 2,000 A.D. Since I was supposed to be teleported to year 2,577 A.D. and Earth was destroyed way back then, I had to live on Megaluna. After I had grown to be thrity five, I left Megaluna. In exchange, I became the Pastmaster. I hated those 8,000 years of exile! After that bunch of time traveling, I returned to Megaluna. I lived in fear. I was frightful over everything evil, and still am! Anyway, after that, I lived on Imperial. At one point, I gave my talisman I had to protect forever, to my grandson, Augestus. My son did the same. We both discovered that we were the origional Orin, a mythical gem of immense power. I got sick of putting up with my son, and him being oedipal towards me, so I broke away from Orin, leaving what was really Orin where it was. I must have miscalculated my timing, because I ended up here." "I've herd some weird things in my life, but THAT takes the cake!" Feral said, with a laugh. Both Larry and Feral started laughing at how funny the story sounded. "I expected as much!" Aug retorted. A crash divert the three in the room's attention. Aug's eyes glowed red. It was a spell that enabled him to see through anything. Outside the Enforcer building, was a weird green blob, that looked like it was an accident caused by Megakat Biochemical. Aug turned to the two behind him "I'll be back as soon as that thing's taken care of!" "Impossable! The walls are lined with steel!" Feral shouted. "Good thing it wasn't Tri-go!" Aug said, with a smile. The wall which he was facing materialixed into thin air. "WAIT!" Feral commanded. ________________________________________________________________________ Part Three: Inside the SWAT Kat's hangar, The alarm went off. Razor reached it first. He was confident when talking to females, where T-Bone was naturally shy when off duity. "Yes Miss Briggs!" Razor said into the speaker. "SWAT Kats! There's some slime that's devouring the city!" a frightened Callie said into the room. "Hurry, SWAT Kats, before I have to agree with Farel. That would blow all of our cover away!" Mayor Manx chimed in. "Don't worry, We'll take care of it!" Razor said, rather cooly. Razor turned back to T-bone with an evil smile on his face. "Is it off?" T-Bone mumbled. "Yeah... now come on!" Razor said, running to the jet. The SWAT Kats arrived at the scene to find an army of purple aliens coming at the giant blob and darting away from it, practically destroying it. "Crud!" yelled Razor when he saw how effecient the repeated attacks finished off the blob, leaving nothing except the buildings it tried to devour. "Hey, T-Bone! That thing is that one thing we say a month ago, and it brought it's friends with it!" Razor grumbled. "There's always next time!" T-Bone assured. The SWAT Kats returned back. Ann Gorra stopped out of her news truck to interview the panting purple alien. "Tell me, how did you beat that monster?" Aug looked at her. "Forget it. I've got to get out of here!" "Why so tired?" Ann tried. "I havn't recovered fully." Aug said. Feral drove up in a tank. "This is Feral! Aug give yourself up!" Aug faded into thin air. ________________________________________________________________________ Part Four: One month later. Feral walked into Aug's cell. Aug woke up almost instantly. "Why did you do that?" Feral growled at him. "Not so loud! Oh geez! ... I had to save the city, ... besides, That's all I know." Aug groaned. Feral wasn't finished with him yet. "You cost the city-" "Nothing! I added a few million to the city treasury so it didn't cost the city a penny." Feral looked confused. "Penny?! What's that?" Aug sighed. "SHUR-toll-yich nish-sota?! (Why me?!)" "Anyway, your time is up. You're a free, ... whatever." Feral said as he walked the half asleep Aug outside the Enforcer building. "By the way, don't use any more of your scorcery, or you'll go to prison. Got it?" Feral warned. "Yeah yeah whatever!" Aug yawned as he walked away. when he had gotten out of sight Feral thought to himself "DAMN! I should have bought himto be dissected to se WHAT it is." In downtown Megakat City, an alien walked. He realized he was now all alone. At the intersections, he'd jump over the entire street with a flip in the middle. It was one of his trademark maneuvers. The sun was setting and it was getting dark. It was going to rain. That was all he needed. Water stunted Haura-fusia (pronounced: Harr-ah Fuse-U-ah) to a point where using it could be impossible. And he was practacly nothing but Hara-fusia. He wished that that the Archeivic magic, Haura-fusia wasn't water solable. Right now, he couldn't handle it. Where could he go? Then he realized how he could find some means of protection. He noted Chance Furlong getting out of a familiar pickup truck. He had an idea. He waited for Chance to return. He was holding a package of groceries. Aug gave a devoius smile. He was leaning against the truck, with one foot resting the truck, and Aug's arms were crossed. ________________________________________________________________________ Part Five: Razor was waiting for Chance. He was watching Scardy kat and laughing at the cartoon style "humor". Chance walked in with Aug. Aug was still wearing his expression. Aug was a head taller than Chance, which reminded Jake of Feral. "Uh... Jake... I'm home." Chance murmured. It wasn't enough. Razor had the television up too loud. "Uh, you can sit anywhere." Chance said to Aug. "Thanks, but I don't need to sit down." Aug said. Aug stood in the doorway of the garage, watching Jake. Chance put the groceries away and sat down beside Jake. Aug stood steadfast. "Jake! JAKE!" Chance tried. "In a radon! This show's so funny!" Razor said, turning back to the television. Aug thought to himself "A radon must be their amount of time for a minute. About that." "Jake! ... There's someone here to see us!" Chance said, raising his voice above the television. "Tell him to wait!" Jake said. "Uh, okay." Chance said. He walked back to Aug, who's face was now impatiant. "Can you wait? I don't know how to get him from watching that thing." Chance explained. "I afraid not." Aug said, walking to the television and turning it off with a click. Jake switched back to realiaty with a bit of surprise. "Hey, I was watchin' that! A- ... huh?" Jake finally noticed Aug, towering over him. "Sorry to interrupt, but I thought I could be some of an assistant to you. I know who you are, and I've more than seen your work. You and your partner over there, are by far, very well scilled at saving Megakat City from peril. Let me introduce myself. My name's Aug Archeiver, but don't use Archeiver, unless my last name is required because Ireally don't have a last name, but that's besides the point. I've talked with your partner, T-Bone over there, and he said that it would be better if I talked with you also. Just so you know, Razor, T-Bone actually tell me he was a SWAT Kat, the thing is that I came from another dimension, possably another Time Sphere. I found there, that you two were the SWAT Kats. Mabye I could be of some use to you." Aug said, standing in front of the television. "Wha? You think us are the SWAT Kats? Are you crazy?" Razor asked, looking shocked at the aforesaid speech. "So have I been called. Your partner could tell I was speaking the truth." Aug said, walking to a darkened corner of the garage. "Chance, where'd you pick up this psyco?" Jake asked. "I didn't know what you would have wanted." Chance mumbled. "Hey, if you don't beleive me, I'll show you what I know." Aug persisted. "Huh?" Jake asked, walking over, accomanied by Jake. Aug lifted up a trap door that looked like part of the floor. Down below, the lights were still on. Aug turned to the SWAT Kats. "Satisfied? I'd like to help you guys out. I really would. But, if you're not in the mood, I guess I'll leave here." Aug started walking for the door. "Hey wait!" Razor called back at him. Aug turned back to face him. Razor looked at the floor. "Okay, you win. You can stay with us." "But I don't get to assist you?" Aug asked, perplexed. "Of course!" Razor sighed. Aug gave an evil grin to himself that lasted less than a second. "And don't worry of feeding me, because I havn't eaten for years!" Aug stated. The rain fell. It came down hard, pelting Megakat city like the whole city was directly under a giant waterfall. ________________________________________________________________________ Part Six: It was morning. The SWAT Kats were still asleep. Aug was up cleaning the place like it never was before. He wouldn't call himself a perfectionist, because he himself could live in a messy place for a month before deciding to re-arrange things, which ended up cleaning up the mess. Aug prepaired both of the SWAT Kats' favorite breakfast dishes. He, of course didn't bother with using their supplies for it and he deffinately didn't prepair himself anything. He looked inside the refrigerator and in their cupboards, limated as they were. "Not much." He thought. "Oh, well!" when he shut everything, the places he checked were neatly filled with various items. After looking about, and adding a bunch of stuff all over the place, he smiled. "I'd love to see their faces when they realize that I just saved them about a thousand dollars equivalent in stuff!" He thought. The aroma from the food had now awakened the SWAT Kats. Their food was waiting for them on the coffee table. It looked as if some french chef prepaired it for them. "Huh?" Chance pondered. "Where'd this come from?" Razor asked. Aug walked over to the two on the couch. "Just something I whipped up." "You didn't use up what we needed for the next month did you?!" Razor asked. Aug whinced. "You didn't?!?" Razor checked in the refrigerator and let out a yelp. "JUST SOMETHING I WHIPPED UP! EAT YOUR BREAKFAST BEFORE IT GETS COLD!" Aug said. Razor came back in "Chance, he- he-" "Feral calls it scorcery. Now eat up. I'm sure you like it!" Aug said. "What, Razor? What'd he do?" Chance asked. "Oh nothing! I just stocked you guys up with a years supply of stuff, considering you hardly eat anything." Aug said. After breakfast, the three were down in the hangar. "Okay," Aug began, "in the dimension, or even time sphere I call my own, I was part of the `Cybortronic Super Squad!' before they broke apart. I still have my materializer, so I wouldn't be a nuisence to you. I'll fight outside the jet, and try to deflect stuff from your flimsy jet." "Our jet isn't flimsy!" Chance said. "YEAH! What right have you got to say that?" Razor pointed out. Aug gave the jet a tap. "First, it's constructed of iron and steel... Tri-crome is more effecient... no, for you, Tri-goe. Second, the glass is just glass. Instead, try flimsy daimond... better than that, Plexigauss. Tri-goe and Plexigauss are righly found in Imperial, but now that Imperial's not within reach... If you want, I could re-construct your jet, but more likely, I'd end up building you a new one with Fifty- Second century advancements, making you two so technically advanced, that you could spend the rest of your time relaxing and other stuff." "A NEW jet?!" Razor freaked. "How much will it cost?!?!?" "I go by my rate of a penne- oh yeah! It'll be free!" Aug remembered. "Why not? If we don't like it, we could scrap it for use with our old jet. Whada ya say, T-Bone?" Razor said. "Sure." T-Bone mumbled. The SWAT Kats returned to the garage. "I think this'll be a good look into the future. Don't you think so?" Razor asked. "Just as long as I don't crash it." T-Bone murmured. "Right. You do that!" Razor said. ________________________________________________________________________ Part Six: The scene shifted to another world. Augestus and Ithicar were walking in a leafy glade. "Look. I know it's crazy, Aug, but it's true. The way I felt was as if Grandpa's dieing!" Ithicar tried. "That's nothing new! If Aug isn't dead or in trouble one moment, he's off at parties and being all sappy and junk!" Augestus reassured. "He'll be back soon if he died." "Aug! I really felt scared when I felt that way. At least, we could find him. If he's dead, he'll have a funeral, but it was different this time!" Ithicar persisted. "Okay, where was he calling from?" Augestus asked. "It came from everywhere. Mostly from above, but as if he wasn't anywhere close. But still, as if he was calling for help right where you were." "He's in another Time Sphere. Remembered HOW he left, Those spheres of energy only appear in a Trans-Time Sphere vortex. I could re-trace it... and I have to give him his talisman back." "Good!" Ithicar agreed. "Wherever he is, we'll find him." Augestus said. ________________________________________________________________________ To be continued..............