Title: It's Raining Heroes and Villains E-Mail: Toongirl16@aol.com By: Emmerette' Snow Summary: The Swat Kats meet Darkwing Duck when a dimensional portal opens up and out comes Darkwing Duck, Launchpad Mcquack, and Gosalyn Mallard, along with the Fearsome Five. The Swat Kats are unsure what to do at first, and Darkwing and his friends are also confused, until finally they team up to get back home and to get the Fearsome Five back home into St. Canard's (Darkwing Duck's city that he protects) jail. Emgirl belongs to a friend of mine and Xen belongs to me. Rating: G Disclaimer: Darkwing Duck, Gosalyn, Launchpad, the Thunderquack, the Fearsome Five, the Ratcatcher, all that belongs to Disney. I don't own the Swat Kats; they belong to Hanna-Barbera Cartoons. "NO WAY, SPARKY! THE GRAPE JELLY ONES BELONG TO ME!!" shouted the Liquidator, angrily. He formed his left watery arm into a mallet and hit Megavolt over the head. "HEY WATCH IT! I MIGHT SHORT OUT!" Megavolt shouted. "No way, you two! I'm getting the grape jelly ones! TOYS, ATTACK!" shouted Quackerjack, winding up toy soldiers. The toys lifted up their muskets and started to fire bullets at Megavolt, the Liquidator, and Bushroot. "OOOOOOHHHHH I'M TREMBLING IN MY ROOTS!" Bushroot shouted. He lifted his hands up. "Upsy daisy!" he shouted. A daisy, who had been peacefully living in one of the many cracks on the ground in the not-so-abandoned warehouse, grew longer and longer until it picked Quackerjack up. "STOP!" shouted an angry voice. The Fearsome Four turned to see DarkKat staring at them calmly. Megavolt, the Liquidator, Bushroot and Quackerjack stopped fighting. They saw the maniacal glare in Dark Kat's eyes. Bushroot made the daisy let go of Quackerjack, causing him to fall onto the floor. "OW! OH, THANKS A LOT, MELON-HEAD!" shouted Quackerjack. "Why...you...you...plant eater-" started Bushroot. "I SAID QUIET!" Dark Kat boomed, making one of his large hands into a fist. The Fearsome Four ran behind crates, old blankets, furniture, anything that would hide them from any attacks. Dark Kat knew they should be scared of him........but hiding..... was insane. The creeplings around Dark Kat laughed and pointed at the hiding supervillains. "YOU KNOBS!" another voice growled. Dark Kat, already knowing it was that supervillain, cunning as himself, Negaduck, didn't bother to turn and look down at the short, dangerous duck. Negaduck reached into his black cape, producing a large chainsaw. "AAHHH!" The Fearsome Four shouted, coming out from hiding and babbling. "SHUT-UP!" Negaduck shouted. "I have gathered a group of more supervillains. I shall introduce you to them," Dark Kat said, breaking up the 'fight that wasn't' that had started between Negaduck and the cowardly fearsome Four. Two metal robot kats came out from the shadows, their eyes glowing bright red. "Ha. An' I thought Mac and I argued," Molly Metallikat laughed sarcastically. "They need ta' quit their yammerin'," Mac Metallikat said. A Kat with a light blue coat on, blonde hair, and red eyes came out behind the Metallikats. He wore blue jeans and boots. Electricity sparked from in-between his fingers. "You can just call me Hard Drive." He smiled. "FINALLY SOMEONE WHO WILL HELP ME FREE THE POOR BABY LIGHTBULBS!" shouted Megavolt. This caused Hard Drive to look at Megavolt. He cocked his eyebrow. A green Kat-snake came out after Hard Drive. "You can call me Dr. Viper. Sssssoo what are thessssee..... thingsss?" Viper hissed, curiously. Bushroot looked over the Dr. Viper and grinned. "I see your experiments mutated you too." "Yessss." Dr. Viper nodded. Finally, the Pastmaster came out from the shadows. He held his golden pocketwatch that was almost as big as he was. "Kinda short, aren't ya?" Negaduck sniggered. He yelped when a portal opened and a huge...... thing came out. He took out the biggest gun he had and shot the green mutant thing. It made it roar. The Pastmaster chanted something and the portal closed; he smirked. "Keeeeeen Gear! Look at all this neat stuff!" Gosalyn beamed as she looked in the Swat Kats' secret Hangar. "Wow. Quite a set-up you have here," Launchpad Mcquack announced, looking around. "Just a little place we like to call home." T-Bone grinned, heading up the ladder. "Nothing like I have, of course, but it's really good," Darkwing said, letting his ego get away with him again. "I'm going to go and get my wife." T-Bone smiled and disappeared through the hatch. A moment later, he came down with a woman who had ebony brown hair. She wore a white mask, a black sailor's collar with two lines down it, and a black locket holding the collar together. A silver bow was attached to the locket. She wore a black mini skirt and a black jeweled belt that held up a golden sword in a silver sheath. She had huge white angel wings, black boots, and a golden tiara with a black gem in the middle of it. Finally, she wore white gloves with three black tubes on her elbows. "This is my wife, Guardian Midnight. She can fly into places that we can't and help us fight." T-Bone smiled. "It's nice to meet you," Midnight said politely as she shook Darkwing's hand. "Heh. Nice wings," Darkwing smiled. "COOL BEANS!" shouted Gosalyn when Midnight shook her hand. "You're very pretty." Launchpad smiled. "So, how long do you think it's gonna take for us to get home?" Gosalyn asked, followed by her mumbling to herself, "I can't wait to tell Honk about this." "Well, depends on how long it will take to find Negaduck. Let's hope he hasn't joined up with our villains," T-Bone said. Razor looked at T-bone. "T-Bone, they could be here for days. Since you might be staying with us for who knows how long, I'm Jake Clawson, and this is Chance Furlong," Razor said. Darkwing gave a bit of an untrusting look at first, then said. "Drake Mallard." Guardian Midnight looked at Darkwing. "You're a TV show here." Em Clots Furlong," Midnight introduced herself. "Em? There's an Em here too? Back in our dimension, we have an Em Clots. She lives on the streets. She told me all she remembers is two shadows, who she guesses are her parents, dropping her off on a street then leaving. Since then, she's lived on the streets for ten years now," Gosalyn announced. "That poor girl, how old is she?" Midnight asked. "Fifteen." "FIFTEEN?!" shouted T-Bone, Razor, and Midnight, shocked. "Yea. Hey Dad, do ya think Xen and Emgirl might be able to help us get home?" Gosalyn asked. "Well, let's see," Darkwing said then shouted. "XEN!!! EMGIRL!!!!!" T-Bone, Razor, and Midnight covered their eyes when a flash of light appeared. Then, they saw a girl that looked like a Kat/dog hybrid, with long green hair, brown fur and two red stripes on her throat, arms and legs. She wore what looked like an ancient Roman Goddess attire. The girl next to her was a kat with tan fur, short ebony brown hair and brown eyes. She wore the same attire as the green-haired girl. "Heyas!" Emgirl beamed. "What's up?" Xen questioned. "Well......" Darkwing started and explained everything to them.. "ACK. Well, Xenny and I are guardians. I'm the Guardian of Fanfiction, and Xenny here is the Guardian of Fanart. I mean, sure, we have powers. But, we can't bring other people through other dimensions. But, since our boss has given us a vacation, we can help you," smiled Emgirl. "If you don't mind me asking..... WHAT ARE YOU?" Midnight asked. "I'm a Kat/dog hybrid," Emgirl smiled. Xen spoke up. "I'm a shape shifter. I can turn into what and who I want too." "That WILL come in handy," Razor said. "Well then. Are we just going to sit around, or are we gonna look for those annoying supervillains?" Xen asked. "Be careful. They might be paired up with our villains," Razor said. "Let me call a friend real quick to watch over Selena and Artemis," Midnight said, climbing up the ladder out of the secret hangar. The Pastmaster suddenly reacted. "There is another magical presence here," he announced. "Huh?" Negaduck asked. The Pastmaster lifted his watch and concentrated. A magical image of Xen and Emgirl floating in mid-air somewhere appeared. The Pastmaster gasped. "Guardians." "You mean Guardian Midnight?" Hard Drive asked. "No. These guardians are powerful, and they guard and protect those who believe and do things. Like Fanfiction and Fan art. Fans do them; they look over the fan items and protect them," the Pastmaster said, then continued. "I ran into the one... Xen once. The one next to the green-haired Kat. She trapped me in my own watch," growled the Pastmaster. Hard Drive's cell phone started to ring. He answered it. "Hello?" He asked. "Emmerette', I told you this is an emergency......... Yes, I know I..... No.... Okay, thankyou." He sighed and hung up his cellular phone. "Who was that?" Megavolt asked, cuddling a lightbulb he had recently taken out of the wall socket. "My wife. I reformed a few years ago...," HardDrive said and lowered his voice. "But, if you go against Dark Kat, it's very dangerous. So, I don't want anything happening to me or my family," he explained. "Negs is like that toooo, only he chases us around with chainsaws or other weapons," Quackerjack said in a little kid voice as he made it look like a banana was talking to Hard Drive. Hard Drive blinked and figured he wouldn't ask.