Title: It's Raining Heroes and Villains, Part 4 
E-mail: Toongirl16@aol.com 
By: Emmerette' Snow 
Summary: The Swat Kats meet Darkwing Duck when a dimensional portal opens
up and out comes Darkwing Duck, Launchpad Mcquack, and Gosalyn Mallard,
along with the Fearsome Five. The Swat Kats are unsure what to do at first, and
Darkwing and his friends are also confused, until finally they team up to get back
home and to get the Fearsome Five back home into St. Canard's (Darkwing Duck's
city that he protects) jail. Emgirl belongs to a friend of mine and Xen belongs to
me.
Rating: G 
Disclaimer: Darkwing Duck, Gosalyn, Launchpad, the Thunderquack, the
Fearsome Five, the Ratcatcher, all that belongs to Disney. I don't own the Swat
Kats; they belong to Hanna-Barbera Cartoons, and Beetlejuice belongs to Tim
Burton.

     Darkwing Duck hopped out of the Thunderquack and looked at Megakat City's
national bank, Darkwing sighed; some parts of this city looked just like buildings in
St.Canard, one even looked like the giant hotel that was in middle of about six to
seven buildings that were built around it. He watched as Xen and Emgirl appeared
next to him. 
     "So......here we are...... Huh, this kinda looks like St. Canard's national bank,"
Xen observed.
     Darkwing glanced at the Guardian of Fanart.  She was more like a child than a
sixteen year old girl who was supposed to be taking her job, even on vacation,
seriously. "I've noticed, now let's get dangerous!" Darkwing exclaimed. 
     "Righty-O, Dw!" Launchpad exclaimed as he walked up next to Darkwing. 
     "Keen gear! This place gets more exciting by the minute!" Gosalyn grinned. 
     "Okay, you go in from the front.  Razor an' I will go in through the back,"
T-Bone said. 
     "I was just about to say that... heheh..," Darkwing laughed sheepishly.
     T-Bone and Razor glanced at each other.  Here's a mission they'd never forget. 
     Emgirl put her green hair into a pony tail and wrapped a purple band around it.
She looked over at Xen. "What do you say, Xenny-chan? How about we zap those
criminals from here to.......wherever." She grinned. 
     "I agree. Now let's get in there before they run off!" Xen exclaimed, teleporting
in.       
     Emgirl slapped her forehead. "Xenny, it could be dangerous in there! Oh, you
NEVER listen, do you?!" Emgirl sighed, annoyed, and teleported after Xen. 
     Darkwing Duck pointed his gas gun upwards and fired a grappling hook up to
one of the windows above the back door to the bank. 
     "Gee, Dw, can't we just enter from the door?" Launchpad questioned.
     "Then we wouldn't get a drop on them," Darkwing said, annoyed. 
     "Oh, heh, good point," Launchpad said before climbing up the rope after
Darkwing. 
     Darkwing finished climbing up and helped Launchpad and Gosalyn up.  He
quickly glanced inside, then managed to use his acid cuff links to melt through the
glass and enter the bank.

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     Xen found that she had teleported into one of the banker's desks. She sighed.  'I
hate it when that happens,' she thought and teleported to the chair.  She noticed
she had shape shifted into a dollar bill.  Quickly, she shape shifted back to her old
self again and saw that funny-looking purple skeleton kat with a pocket watch a
few sizes to big for him. 
     "Now, for trapping me in my watch-" the Pastmaster started, then stopped
when he noticed Xen had cracked up.  She was laughing so hard that she tumbled
out of the chair.
     "What's so funny?!" the Pastmaster asked, annoyed. 
     "I didn't trap you in your watch! You trapped your own self in your watch.  I
was coming up to ask you if you'd sign a piece of fanart because it was a piece
done that could become a poster one day.  Well, you were chanting something,
and the next thing I knew, I saw your face in the pocket watch, then I left," Xen
said, becoming serious. 
     "That is a lie, I can see it on your face," the Pastmaster said. 
     "Really? Then I'll show you!" Xen exclaimed, pointing her finger.  
     A transparent movie screen appeared in front of her and showed exactly what
happened.  When it was done, the Pastmaster was red with anger. 
     "Don't blow a fuse!" Xen exclaimed. 
     The Pastmaster just glared at her. "I have no business with you." With that, he
disappeared.
     Xen just stared at where he once stood and shrugged. 

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     T-Bone and Razor peeked into the doorway and saw Negaduck talking to Dark
Kat.  Negaduck was keeping his voice low.  This duck was smart, smarter than
T-Bone and Razor thought. They waited for Darkwing to show up.  T-Bone and
Razor then sighed when he didn't. 
     But, Darkwing had caught them off guard when a cloud of blue smoke
suddenly appeared in the room that Negaduck, Dark Kat, and the Fearsome Five,
along with several other villains, were in. 
     "I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the bank teller that says your check
has bounced I am-" Darkwing started. 
     "Dipwing Dork," Negaduck sneered. 
     "That's DARKWING DUCK.  That's two d's, both capitalized one.  Darkwing
is one word, not two!" Darkwing exclaimed.
     Dark Kat stared at him.  'Strange egotistic duck,' he thought. 
     T-Bone and Razor looked at each other and went in while Launchpad stayed to
watch over Gosalyn.
     A moment later, Xen and Emgirl appeared. 
     "Mini-octopus missiles, deploy!" shouted Razor as the missiles flew out and
nearly pinned Megavolt to the wall.
     Megavolt then made the missiles come alive.  They started to chase Razor. 
     "THIS IS INSANE!" Razor shouted. 
     "You're telling me!" shouted T-Bone, who was trying to catch the Liquidator,
but he was just too slippery. 
     Bushroot, looked at Emgirl.  As she got ready to attack him, he bent down and
started to run his green leafy hands though his purple petals.  Yellow pollen started
to come out. 
     Emgirl coughed and sneezed.  Her eyes watered; she couldn't see a thing!
Quickly, she lifted her hands and drew back the thick pollen like she would if she
were pushing back curtains.  Before she had a chance to zap Bushroot, a large
green tail came out and hit her, causing her to fly into the wall.  She screamed in
pain before passing out. 
     Xen heard Emgirl's scream followed by a loud thunk, but she didn't have time
to look over.  She was trying to attack the Mettalli-kats. 
     "What's da' matter, Harry Potter, can't catch us?" Mac Mettalli-Kat cackled
evilly. 
     Xen glared at the annoying robot. "You know, you watch too many gangster
movies!" she exclaimed. 
     "Honey, what do ya' t'ink we are? Batman and Batgirl?" Molly asked, annoyed. 
     Xen pointed her finger at Mac.  What could she use to get this robot off her
case?  Suddenly, she remembered the episode of Swat Kats she had watched one
time, 'The Mettalli-Kats.' Razor had dumped an ash tray full of sand on Mac.  
     Quickly, Xen snapped her fingers and two bottles of sand hovered dangerously
over Mac and Molly. 
     "What, you want us to go on a beach trip?" Mac asked. 
     "No, but why don't you?" Xen asked and snapped her fingers again.  The
bottles of sand were replaced by a large hourglass.  Mac and Molly stood in middle
of it as sand poured down on them, making them explode. 
     "Good going, Xen!" T-Bone shouted over to her. 
     "Thanks! Here, let me help you!" Xen said as she watched T-Bone trying to get
the Liquidator.  Purple magic surrounded the Liquidator and trapped him in a
bottle.  Inside, everyone could see his unhappy face floating around. 
     T-Bone laughed, "Now, that's what I call putting a lid on it!" 
     Xen saw Emgirl's unconscious form lying on the ground nearby.  She ran to
Emgirl and put her arm around her best friend. "Emgirl-chan?" she asked, not
daring to shake Emgirl not knowing if she had broken bones or not.  She felt a
large hand grab her by the back of her collar and turn her around.  Xen was face to
face with the large purple kat known as Dark Kat. 
     "Well, my dear, your luck has run out!" Dark Kat exclaimed. 
     "Or so you think," Xen said, getting ready to shape shift.
     Dark Kat was quicker and sent her sailing to the opposite wall. Xen hit the wall
so hard a large snap was heard, and she sank to the ground, unconscious. 
     Darkwing Duck gasped as he saw Dark Kat throw Xen into the wall while she
was trying to shape shift.  His nearly cried out when he heard a large snap. 'Oh g-d,
please say that wasn't her neck,' he prayed.  
     He managed to find a way to pause from fighting Negaduck to see Xen's left
leg was in a strange position, her leg had broken. Darkwing almost got kicked in
the face by Negaduck.  Quickly, he dodged, and pointed his gas gun at Negaduck. 
     "Suck gas, evil doer!" he growled, shooting a gas pellet of laughing gas at him.
     Negaduck dodged it and the pellet landed in front of Dark Kat, making the
strangest thing happen.  Dark Kat doubled over laughing and cackling madly. 
     "Oooooooooooooh, nice shot, Dipwing!" Negaduck said, insulting his enemy. 
     Darkwing once again narrowed his gas gun at Negaduck. "I will escort you to
your cell back in St. Canard myself, Negaduck!" Darkwing shouted angrily. 
     "I'm so scared," Negaduck said. 
     Razor gasped when he saw Xen being thrown into the wall.  He would have
gone over there, but he was busy trying to catch Megavolt and Bushroot. 
     Razor noticed from the corner of his eye a bucket of water with a mop in it the
janitor had left before leaving.  Quickly, he fired a grappling hook at Bushroot.
Surprisingly, the grappling hook managed to pin his waist to the wall. 
     "You'll pay for that!" shouted Bushroot angrily, extending his green vine arm as
Megavolt continued to shoot lightning bolts at Razor.
     Razor dodged the lightning bolts and somehow managed to get away from
Bushroot.  Quickly, he grabbed the bucket of water and threw it towards
Megavolt. 
     "NOT WATER!!!!!!!!!!  I'LL SHORT OUT!" Megavolt shouted in fear and
couldn't dodge in time.  The bucket of water spilled all over him, making him glow
blue with electricity and fall over. 
     Razor looked around. 'How to stop Bushroot...,' he thought. 
     Guardian Midnight had finally arrived and now was dodging Hard Drive's
electricity bolts and Dr. Viper's large snake tail. Quickly, she took out her sword. 
"Twilight sword attack!" she shouted.  Her body glowed silver.  Her ebony brown
eyes behind her dainty white mask glowed with silver lightning.  Her golden sword
glowed bright, and she jumped forward and managed to cut some of Hard Drive's
electrical suit off. 
     "Why you-" Hard Drive shouted before his suit went out of control and zapped
him, making him pass out. 
     Midnight glared at Dr. Viper.  He, once again, got ready to smack her with his
tail.  This time, she couldn't dodge.  Instead, she curled her wings around her as a
shield and hissed to herself when she felt a sharp pain go through her large angel
wings.  She was happy that her wings healed instantly.
     She noticed a bit of pollen on the floor and managed to grab some up.  She
threw it into Dr. Viper's eyes. 
     Dr. Viper hissed angrily. "Get her!" he shouted at one of Dark Kat's creeplings.
     Midnight easily jumped up and hit it over the head with one of her black boots. 
     Razor gave a sigh in relief as Bushroot screamed as ice cold water poured all
over him and managed to freeze him into a large block of ice. He grinned, 'Good
thing someone here is fond of icewater.' 
     Darkwing had managed to kick Negaduck hard and slam him against the wall,
making him pass out.  He went around handcuffing all the villains and noticed
T-Bone and Razor trying to attack Dark Kat, who now was now dodging and still
laughing. 
      T-Bone and Razor threw punches, kicks and missiles at him, but somehow he
managed to escape....

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     The next day Darkwing held the Pastmaster.  He had managed to grab him on
their way out. 
     "Well........  I guess this is good-bye," Xen said, looking down. "I'm really bad
with good byes........ well...... with hellos too." She laughed.  Her right leg in a
cast, she balanced on crutches.  A bandage was wrapped around her forehead. 
     T-Bone and Razor, along with Midnight, laughed. 
     "Well, I'm sure we'll see ya again, Xen." Razor smiled, shaking her hand as Xen
tucked one of her crutches under her arm. 
     "Hey, if you're ever in St. Canard, you're welcomed in," grinned Darkwing. 
     "Thanks, maybe one day," T-Bone smiled, shaking the crime fighter's hand.
     Launchpad finished loading the unconscious villains up in the Thunderquack.
"She's all ready, DW."  Launchpad smiled. 
     "Keen gear! I'm ready to go home! But, this is a cool place." Gosalyn grinned. 
     Razor bent down to Gosalyn and grinned. "Here, I want you to have this," he
said, handing her a communicator. 
     "COOL BEANS! Will it work?" she asked. 
     "I'll make sure it does," Emgirl spoke up as she leaned on a cane.  Her right
leg's muscles had been twisted up badly, but would heal.  She had a cast on her left
wrist and a bandage on her forehead. 
     "Open the portal, Pastmaster," growled T-Bone. 
     The Pastmaster looked up at him and growled and chanted.  The portal opened.
     Darkwing, Gosalyn and Launchpad got into the Thunderquack and flew
upwards.  They gave one final wave.  Darkwing opened the cockpit a little and
shot a gas pellet out, creating confetti and streamers.
     T-Bone grinned as he and Razor, along with Midnight, all waved good-bye. 
They watched the Thunderquack go through the portal and the portal close up. 
     "Well, it's time for Emgirl and I to go too.  We have a week left of our
vacation, and we'll be needing it.  If you all ever need anything, just shout our
names," Xen smiled, shaking the Swat Kat's and Midnight's hand. 
     "Don't forget us!" Emgirl grinned. 
     "Oh we won't!" T-Bone grinned.   
     Then, they watched as the two guardians disappeared. 
     "I have a feeling we'll be seeing those guys again," smiled Razor. 
     "I do too."  T-Bone smiled and watched as the enforcers arrived and took the
Pastmaster to prison. "You know, those were neat pajamas Xen was wearing.  I
wonder what would happen if I said.......  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!"
T-Bone said.
     The sky suddenly turned grey.  Lightning flashed.
     "EEHHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAH!!!" shouted a baritone prankster voice.  A
moment later, Beetlejuice appeared. 
     "T-Bone!" Razor said, slapping his forehead. 
     Midnight laughed. 

     The End