Okaaaay, here it is. Fanfic number four. Girls Night Out "Whoa, sounds like a party in there." Jake commented as he and Chance headed up the walkway to Tanya's house. Even from there they could hear the outrageously loud music pulsating from the house. They walked up to the vibrating door. Jake knocked on it but the small noise was lost amidst the sea of music. No one answered the door. "Do you think they can hear you knocking?" Chance asked his friend. "Are you kidding?" Jake replied. "I can't hear me knocking." The tom kats finally decided they weren't getting anywhere so they adjusted their tactics and opened the door. They were emediately blown away by the sound waves they'd released. The stepped in, paws over ears and began to search the house for their friends. They found the two she kats in the kitchen, claening it to the tune of the music. Rita was dancing up on the counter, dusting the pantry selves in an old green sweater and dark blue sweat pants. Tanya was whirling around the floor with a wet mop, splashing water every where.She wore a blue baseball cap turned backwards on her head. She had on a white, untucked t-shirt under a plad button up shirt which was unbuttoned and it whirled around as she spun on the floor. Old jeans and dirty socks finished up her very casual look. Both kats were dancing to a song Jake and Chance had never heard before. But the girls seemed to know the words by heart and they sang it as they danced. "And we are living in a material world and I am a material girl. You know that we are living in a material world and I am a material... . ." The song was cut short as Chance finally turned off the ear-splitting music. Both girls stopped in mid twirl and looked towards their stereo to determine the reason their song disappeared. "Chance Furlong," Tanya cried. "what are you doing here?" "Hey," Chance said inocently. "we were in the neighborhood so we thought we'd stop by and see what you guys were up to." "Yea right, Chance." Tanya said playfully as she elbowed him in the side. "We're not exactly in any neighborhood." Chance just smiled and shrugged. "Hey Chance, hey Jake." Rita jumped off the counter and walked over to them. "It's nice to see you guys again." "What are you doing cleaning the house?" Chance asked, grabbing Tanya's mop. "Your rich enough, why don't you get yourself a maid or something?" "Servants are for old people who can't do things themselves." Tanya retorted as she snatched back her mop. "Whoo." Chance taunted. "Are we a bit touchy about are work?" "Don't you have a car to fix?" "Oh, that was a low blow." Chance teased. "You're so imature." Tanya told him. "Oh yea?" Chance wrapped a burly arm around Tanya's head and pulled her up to his chest. He ripped off her cap and burried his knuckles in her scalp, fuzzing her hair. "Ow Chance, knock it off." Tanya's voice was muffled under Chance's arm. She pulled herself from his grasp and then lunged at the yellow kat. The two tumble and rolled around on the floor in a playful brawl. Rita and Jake watch the fight at a safe distance. "Jake," Rita cried. "can't you stop them? They're getting my clean house all messy." "I'll try." Jake said as he edged himself toward the fighting kats. Jake checked his timing and quickly shot a paw into the tumbling fray, hoping to grab Chance's shoulder and pull him back. But something grabbed his paw and pulled him in. Now three kats tumbled about the floor. Then, as if some unseen force blew the whistle, the fight stopped. All three kats tumbled backward. Chance and Tanya laughing and Jake massaging his aching head. "That was fun guys." Tanya said. "But now I have to get ready for this stupid meeting I have to go to at 11:00." "No it's not." Rita said. "It's at 10:00." "No, it's at 11:00." "I just talked to the meeting president this morning and it's at 10:00." "If you say so." Tanya gave in. Rita was always more organized and was usually right. Tanya took a look at the clock. It said 9:58. "Holy moly!" Tanya screamed. "It's now. I've got to go." She snatched a binder off the table. Then grabbed her cap off the floor and flipped it on her head as she ran out the door. "Bye guys." She called as she closed the door behind her. The remaining kats could hear the car engine as she drove off toward the city. The meting was quiet and orderly. Well dressed kats in buisness suites sat on either side of a long table. At the front of the table was an empty chair. All the kats stared at it and the door expectantly. Tanya burst through the door, interrupting the orderly silence. "Sorry I'm late." She called. "Lost track of time." All the buisness kats looked at her oddly but she didn't seem to notice. "All right," she said brightly. " The sooner we get this started the sooner we can leave." All the kats looked at her questioningly. One finally spoke. "Uh, Ms. Tiger?" he asked timidly. "Tanya." she corrected. "Uh Tanya, we're all ready for this important meeting and you come here unreasonably late and in your grungy clothes." the buisness kat critisized. "So?" "So," the kat answered with more confidence. "I don't see how you expect us to take you seriously when you come in here unorganized and dressed like a street punk." Tanya didn't seem disturbed by the unprovoked attack on her outfit and organization skills. "What's your name?" she asked her critizer calmly. "Brian Ross." "Brian Ross, Brian Ross." Tanya repeated to herself. She opened her binder and thumbed through it. She got to the desired page and read it while the other kats looked on in silence. "Ah ha!" Tanya exclaimed in triumph. "Says here Mr. Ross that you're the head of my shipping company." "Yes, I am." "So that makes me your boss." Tanya anounced proudly. She went back to her binder. "What about Robert Duncan?" "That's me." another kat replied uncertainly. "You're in charge of one of my buisness companies. I'm your boss, too." Tanya went down through the list of names she had. Naming off every kat at the meeting and what they did. "Wow!" Tanya exclaimed after roll call. "I'm all your guy's boss. I can fire every single one of you. So let's see some respect." The well dressed kats looked at her as if to say "You've got to be kidding". "Okay." Tanya said sternly. "Time to fire some buisness kat behind." But then she happened upon a better idea. "Hey, if I'm you boss, then why am I at this retarded meeting you guys told me to come to? If I'm the boss, I should be telling you guys what to do." She slapped her binder shut. "So as your boss, I say ‘meeting adjourned'." And with that, she was out the door before anyone could stop her. A tow truck parked outside the building Tanya was in. Rita stepped out of the truck and shut the door. "Thanks for the ride guys." she said to Jake and Chance through the window. "No problem." Chance said before they drove off. Rita headed up the stairs to the front doors fo the building. But before she reached them Tanya zoomed out of the building and down to the car. She dove into the red convertable without even bothering to open the car door. "Come on Rita." she called urgently. "Let's get out of here." Rita walked over to the car and got in. The second she shut the door Tanya sepped on the gass and they sped away. "So, how did the meeting go?" Rita wondered. "It was horrible!" Tanya exclaimed with wide eyes. "Can you believe it Rita, I went there only to find they were all my emplyees. And yet they *told* me to come to their stupid meeting." "Tanya," Rita tried to explain. "of course they're your employees. The meeting was ment for you to get together with the managers of your companies and come up with ideas for better sales, production, and efficiency." "I don't care what that meeting was about. I'm their superior and I deserve their respect. But would they give me any? No-o-o." "Well maybe if you had combed your hair." Rita offered. "Of at least worn some shoes." "But it shouldn't have to be that way." Tanya wined. "You shouldn't judge others from a first appearance. Those guys tagged me as some brainless idiot before I had even opened my mouth." "Yea well, get used to it." Rita said. "That's how the real world works." "I know Rita. But still, it's just . . . ." "NOT FAIR!" Katrina Lynx slammed her fist on the table. She clenched a news paper in her other paw. Katrina had short brown hair and brownish gray spotted fur. She wore a white t-shirt and blue jeans. Katrina, by nature, was not a patient kat and she sometimes had trouble controling her temper. "What's the problem now?" Katrina's little sister Kitty asked as she walked into the room. Kitty was smaller and calmer than her older sister. She had the same shade of fur as Katrina but with long blonde hair. She was deffinately the prettier of the two, especialy in her loose purple sweater and black shorts. "Look at this." Katrina demanded as she shoved the newspaper in Kitty's face. Kitty studied the headlines before her. The first article told how the Swat Kats had captured Chop Shot. The second talked about the opening of the new Manx wing at the museum. "So?" Kitty asked. "What are you getting at?" "Look at this." Katrina repeated. "The whole city is run by men. From the Mayor to the Commander to the Swat Kats. Why, even the crime world is run by men." "Big deal Trina. You've wined about this a hundred times before but you never do anything about it." "Well this time I am." "Oh yea?" "Yea." Katrina said mischievously as she placed her arm around her sister's shoulder. "I've got the perfect plan and you're just the kat to help me carry it out." The streets of Megakat City were peacful that morning as the citizens went about their buisness. Suddenly an alarm rang through out the street. Seconds later, two robots jumped through the window of a jewelry store and onto the sidewalk. It was the Metalikats. Both gansters had a bag of jewles in their metal claws. "The Metalikats strike again." Mac cried triumphantly into the street. "Come on stupid." Molly ordered him. "Let's get out of here before the Enforcers show up." They headed for their car. "Not so fast." a feminine voice said. Before they could speak, a she kat in black tights and a mask landed in front of them. She had short brown hair and spotted fur. "You're going to stop us?" Molly scoffed. "Don't make me laugh." Both robots aimed their guns at the she kat's head. "Leave her alone." a different voice stated behind them. They turned to find a blonde kat with spotted fur. She was wearing the same mask and tights as the other. She also had a large gun in her paws. She pulled the trigger. The last thing the Metalikats saw was a green light coming at them. Then all went black. When the Enforcers arrived they round the Metalikats lying lifeless by their car. They could not find any evidence as to what had happened to the gangster robots. Also, the stolen jewels were still missing. Commander Feral ordered the reactivation of the Metalikats. He brought in a robot specialist and late that afternoon they were put back on line. "Who did this to you?" Feral demanded. "It was two masked she kats dressed in black." Mac responded. "Yea," Molly added. "One of those wackos blasted us with this ray and then we woke up here." "Where's the jewels?" was Feral's second question. "Those kats must have taken them." Mac said. "We don't have them." It was on odd story. Commander Feral doubted it was true. Kitty Lynx dumped the bag of stolen jewels on the table. She was still in her black suit but without her mask. "I've got to hand it to you Katrina," she said. "this was a great idea." "Yea." Katrina agreed. "Not only are we going to beat the Enforcers and Swat Kats at their own game, but we're going to beat the villans, too. And this way we'll show Megakat City that women are better than men." And that's exactly what they did. For a month the two sisters merauded through the city catching criminals and at the same time, stealing what the criminals took. "Look at my new gadget." Kitty called to her sister. "It's an x-ray visor. When you put it on you can see through walls. You can also use it to see in the dark." Katrina looked up from her paper to see her sister's invention. It was funny. Kitty, with her blonde hair and good looks gave the physical appearnce of being one of those ‘dumb blondes'. When in real life, Kitty acceled Katrina at any angle when it came to machines. She was a mechanical genious. Katrina knew that if it wasn't for her sister and her devices they would have never been able to pull off their brillant plan. "Oh yea, well check this out." Katrina held up the newspeper to her sister's face. "We made the front page." The large headline read ‘Mysterious She Kats Strike Again'. Katrina pulled the paper back and began to read the article out loud. "Yesterday these two masked she kats captured two armed robbers as they attempted to steal some tv's from an appliance store. But oddly enough, after the she kats captured the criminals they took the stolen goods. Thus repeating their strange patteren ever since they appeared in Megakat City one month ago. Authorities are baffled for on one has been able to identify these mysterious she kats. Even the attackees aren't able to come up with a solid discription of them. And still, the two remain at large to carry out their most unusual crime spree." "Officials doubt their capture. For these partners in crime seem to be too much for the Enforcers and even the Swat Kats?!" Chance practically screetched the last sentence as he threw the newspaper down in outrage. "Chill out, buddy." Jake told his friend calmly. "We'll catch them." "How?" Chance asked, still a little steamed. "We don't even know how to find them." "I think I know." Jake said. "I've noticed that at every place they've hit, an alarm goes off before they get there." "So?" "So they must have some device that detacts alrms so they'll know what place is getting robbed. All we have to do is set of an alarm and they'll come to us." Later that day, Katrina and Kitty stood on the foof of an old building in the middle of the city. Kitty had the very device Jake had predicted in her paws. It began to beep. Katrina jumped up and ran to see the device. "The signal's coming from the silent alarm at Megakat National Bank. Why, that's right next door." Kitty said. The girls ran to the edge of the roof where they could view the building. All was quiet. They heard nothing nor did they see anyone run out. "Nothing's happening." Kitty stated. "Do you think it's a hostage situation or something?" "It could be." Katrina answered. "Let's go in and check it out." She pulled out a grapling hook tied to a rope. She fasened the hook to the edge of the roof and the sisters repelled down the side of the building. The ran up the front steps of the bank and kicked the door open. The whole building was empty. "What the heck?!" Katrina cried. "Suprize!" T-bone yelled as he and Razor popped up from behind the counter. "It's a trap!" Katrina cried. "Bingo." Razor replied. Katrina pulled out her gun and began firing like crazy. The Swat Kats were forced to duck back behind the counter. "Let's get out of here." Katrina grabbed her sister's arm and pulled her out the door while she continued to fire in the Swat Kat's general direction. The she kats retreated out of the bank. The Swat Kats jumped over their counter and fallowed them. They got out just in time to see a spotted tail disappear into an alley. Before the vigilantes coulde fallow a black convertable sped out of the alley and down the road. Thinking quickly, Razor fired a tracking device from his glovatrix which stuck magnetically to the get away car. The Swat Kats ran to their jet which they had parked behind the bank and took to the air after the female fugitives. They fallowed the tracking signal to an old rotting house at the edge of town. T-bone silently lande the jet and he and Razor crept up to the front door. They kicked the door open and ran inside. It was empty. A net suddenly fell on top of them and before they could think a gass spilled into the room and the Swat Kats fell to the floor, dead. (No, I'm just kidding. They were only unconscious.) "Wake up Swat Kats, time to face your fate." That was the first thing T-bone and Razor heard as a blast of cold water brought them back to consciousness. T-bone looked up to see the Lynx sisters smiling at him. He tried to attack his captors but he was held tightly. Razor was tied to him. They sat back to back with their wrists tied behind them. Razor coulde feel something metal also tied between them. "Thought you guys could get the drop on us, huh?" Katrina shoved the tracker in T-bone's face. "We spotted your littled device a mile away and we were ready for you." "And now we're going to blast you to bits." Kitty added. "With my own personal bomb design." She reached in between the tied tomkats and pressed a button which started the bomb's timer. "Now this bomb may seem small," Kitty continued. "but believe me, it will do the job." "Tell me truthfully Swat Kat," Katrina said to T-bone. "you honestly didn't think that two *females* would be able to get rid of you." T-bone didn't answer. Bet inside he knew she was right. Never had he thought that two girls would have been the end of him. He always figured he'd go down fighting some crazed super villian, not some she kat. "See you later Swat Kats." Kitty waved to them as she headed to the door. "You've got two minutes." Katrina called from the doorway. "Make them count." She blew them a kiss and then disappeared out the door, leaving the masked pilots to their doom. The two sisters ran outside to their car and parked a safe distance from the house. "Hand me your x-ray vizor." Katrina told her little sister. "I want to see their faces when they take their last breath." Kitty handed her the desired device. Katrina put on the vizor and aimed it at the condemed building. The vizor's beam melted away the walls and Kartina combed the room for the Swat Kats. "Hey!" she exclaimed. "Their gone!" "What?!" The ground shook as the explosion rocked rocked everything around it and engulfed the building in flames. The girls stared at the fire as a black jet appeared out of the enferno. "I think we made our time count really well." T-bone commented from inside the Turbokat's cockpit. "Yea." Razor agreed. "It's a good thing those girls tie lousy knots." "Now it's time to nab those crazy she kats." T-bone said as he guided the jet toward the black convertable. The sisters saw the jet coming towards them. Katrina stepped on the gass and the car zoomed off for the city with the Turbokat in hot pursuit. "Hold it steady." Kitty told her accoplice as she turned around and grabbed a gun from the back seat. She sat backwards on her knees and aimed the gun at the jet. Before T-bone and Razor knew what was happening, they were engulfed in a green ray. "Razor, what's happening?" T-bone asked his partner. "It seems that ray just sucked out all our power." Razor responded. The sisters smiled triumphantly at each other as they saw the Turgokat's engines fail and the jet slowly desend. "No man can ever take us alive!" Katrina yelled into the wind. They heard a gun shot as a bullet hit the front tire and Katrina lost control of the car. They swerved off the road and into the trunk of a large tree. Lieutenant Felina Feral stepped out of the bushes, gun aimed at them. "Okay ladies," she said. "raise `em." The grudgingly raised their paws to the air. Kitty Lynx looked out her cell window at the Megakat City Women's Maximum Prison. She turned to gaze at her older sister who sat on her bed staring into space. Katrina had an expresion on her face that could sour milk. "Awe, come on Trina." Kitty coaxed. "It's not that bad. This is just a temporary set back. Think of it as given free time. Our schedules are now free to make a bigger and better plan." Katrina leaned agest the wall with her paws behind her head. Her mind wizzed through all the possiblities. Yes. Now there would be plenty of time to plan and plot now. And there would always be time --- for revenge. So, how do you like my stories so far? If you have any questions or comments e-mail me at tabby@edmail.com praise will be appreciated, flames will be considered or laughed at and burned.