Title: PERFECT MASTER CARD COMMERCIALS
Author: ulyferal
Rating:E
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: “SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron,”
its characters and concepts are copyright to Hanna-Barbera Cartoons, Inc and
are used without permission.
Author’s Note: I saw this done on an Anita Blake fan site and it got me to thinking, why not try it for the SWAT Kats. So here’s what I’ve come up with. Enjoy and maybe I’ll think up some more or you can. (this darn system won't type dollar sign?? It did it before...so what the heck? Anyone know what gives? What a pain!)
PERFECT MASTER CARD COMMERCIALS
NUMBER 1
Cost of cleaning an Enforcer Officer’s uniform: 300 dollars
Cost of repairing Enforcer sedan: 5000 dollars
Cost of personal flame thrower from the Survival-R-Us Store: 250 dollars
Being able to blow away Dr. Viper and company in a flaming inferno all by yourself without the SWAT Kats' assistance: PRICELESS.
NUMBER 2
Cost of a set of coveralls: 25 dollars
Cost of a cream pie a-la-mode: 3.00 dollars
Look on Chance’s face from opening booby-trapped fridge to receive pie in face because he spilled paint on your clothes: PRICELESS
NUMBER 3
Cost of a new bazooka: 450 dollars
Cost of repair to favorite chopper: 50,000 dollars
Satisfaction in blowing Turmoil from the sky all by herself: PRICELESS
NUMBER 4
Cost of a bottle of aspirin: 2.00 dollars
Cost of a spring-loaded clown chair from the Magic and Joke Store: 100 dollars
Getting even for the hit to the face with the cement launcher by switching Jake’s chair with the clown one and watching his partner go flying in the air when he sat on it: PRICELESS